plumbob wrote:
Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.
It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.
Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember...
Don't sing!
I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance and not sitting on the edge of the bed.
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to ope... (
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Funny but true, brother. Try this one: getting up off the floor using only one hand. If that’s easy, try using no hands. Yep, no hands very challenging.