Life's relationship with getting older.
Nov 22, 2023 11:46:50 #
Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.
It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.
Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember...
Don't sing!
I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance and not sitting on the edge of the bed.
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.
Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember...
Don't sing!
I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance and not sitting on the edge of the bed.
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Nov 22, 2023 12:35:29 #
charlykilo
Loc: Garden Valley Ca
You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
AMEN
NO TRUER WORDS. 
AMEN
NO TRUER WORDS. Nov 22, 2023 13:06:44 #
plumbob wrote:
Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to ope... (show quote)
Funny but true, brother. Try this one: getting up off the floor using only one hand. If that’s easy, try using no hands. Yep, no hands very challenging.
Nov 22, 2023 13:13:04 #
bric wrote:
Funny but true, brother. Try this one: getting up off the floor using only one hand. If that’s easy, try using no hands. Yep, no hands very challenging.
Does holding on to a chair with 1 hand count bric? When I do some exercises I got to have something like a chair to get back up.
Nov 22, 2023 13:15:31 #
plumbob wrote:
Does holding on to a chair with 1 hand count bric? When I do some exercises I got to have something like a chair to get back up.
Yes it counts, for you only though, lol.
Nov 22, 2023 13:17:30 #
bric wrote:
Yes it counts, for you only though, lol.
Good to know but it comes with being in the 70's bric, look out.
Nov 22, 2023 20:03:56 #
I can agree with all those but I'm going to spend some time getting things to work better this enter. I can't afford to sit still (READ SLIDE BACKWARD) through the winter again.
Nov 22, 2023 21:38:28 #
plumbob wrote:
Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to ope... (show quote)
Those are all pretty funny and sad yet true.
Nov 22, 2023 22:04:40 #
bric wrote:
Funny but true, brother. Try this one: getting up off the floor using only one hand. If that’s easy, try using no hands. Yep, no hands very challenging.
I can get up easily with one hand, but I’ll need to work on the “no hands “…
🐟onNov 23, 2023 06:28:03 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
plumbob wrote:
Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to ope... (show quote)
You forgot to mention no more jumping off tall buildings or the truck bed ouch 🤣
Look on the bright side.
We're here to laugh about it n say.
Boy I remember when ☺️👍
Nov 23, 2023 07:50:03 #
When my Dad turned 80, I asked him jokingly if it hurt.... he looked me square in the eyes and said "Yep"
LOL!! 🤣🤪
LOL!! 🤣🤪
Nov 23, 2023 07:54:35 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
When my Dad turned 80, I asked him jokingly if it hurt.... he looked me square in the eyes and said "Yep"
LOL!! 🤣🤪
LOL!! 🤣🤪
Thanks Doug good not to know as 73 has it's moments too.
Nov 23, 2023 08:08:04 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
[quote=plumbob]Thanks Doug good not to know as 73 has it's moments too. [
Says it all 👍
[Says it all 👍
Nov 23, 2023 08:14:05 #
[quote=Grizzly 17][quote=plumbob]Thanks Doug good not to know as 73 has it's moments too. [
Says it all 👍[/quote]
Should I be worried when my older brother tells me that I sound like my Dad???
[Says it all 👍[/quote]
Should I be worried when my older brother tells me that I sound like my Dad???
Nov 23, 2023 08:32:44 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Should I be worried when my older brother tells me that I sound like my Dad???
Heck no he'll get there in time 🤣🤣
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