Posts for: bojo
Dec 20, 2020 21:42:59 #
Jun 16, 2020 12:12:02 #
Dec 2, 2019 00:09:10 #
Didn't realize it but the Obit I just posted is a repeat here.
Dec 2, 2019 00:00:02 #
Author unknown:
An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long
ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the
job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an a******n.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses;
and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed
to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot.
She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, T***h and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 stepchildren;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long
ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the
job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an a******n.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses;
and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed
to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot.
She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, T***h and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 stepchildren;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Oct 12, 2019 00:56:36 #
(Main)
Upper Midwest would be great......SD, ND, MN, WI
Oct 4, 2019 21:33:59 #
Sep 11, 2019 21:26:36 #
Sep 6, 2019 16:40:25 #
(Main)
How long to keep it until even the cats won't touch it? In other words when to discard it? I've dried chick livers in with chick fat in a baggie for 10 days at room temperature. My gal pal will boot me out if I open it again.
Aug 22, 2019 14:41:19 #
(Main)
After having a grizzly pop up on you, toilet paper would be nice and clean shorts would be too.
Jul 30, 2019 21:47:20 #
Jul 23, 2019 18:27:31 #
Jul 18, 2019 20:16:17 #
Sayin hey to and yours from South Dakota. Keep up the good outlook on life and may God continue to bless you.
Jul 12, 2019 23:47:54 #
Jul 10, 2019 14:01:36 #
(Main)
66 year old fart here in South Dakota, now a bank fisherman (no boat). Am fishing James River and medium sized lakes, water here is brown-greenish. Sounds bad but produces tasty cats, walleye and bass.
Anyone here ever painted their barrels and other swivels the color to match the waters u fish in? Might it help prevent fish from seeing the tackle?
Anyone here ever painted their barrels and other swivels the color to match the waters u fish in? Might it help prevent fish from seeing the tackle?