A very drunk Asian patron was standing at the bar trying to impress everyone with his fighting ability. “I am trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is,” he says. To further prove his point, he walks up to Boudreaux, who happens to be sitting at the bar, and whops him behind the neck! “Karate chop from China,” he says. Poor Boudreaux gets up off the floor and sits back on his seat, saying nothing. The Asian hits him again, “Judo from Japan.” Ol Boudreaux once again picks himself up off the floor and continues sipping his beer. The man grabs him putting Boudreaux in a state of suspended animation. “That’s a nerve pinch from Korea.” After a few minutes Boudreaux is able to move again. Instead of getting back on his bar stool he walks out. Ten later he walks in with a large board in his hands and hits the Asian square in the head, laying him flat out on the floor. Looking down at the tormentor, Boudreaux says, “Two-by-four from Home Depot.”
Good ones Ronnie. Thanks!
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wulffy didn’t finish his sentence-“drinking my beer “ and I’m gonna kick your ass! Amen !🍺🍺🍺
Gotta do it 3 times me thinks towns a hat trick? Just wondering, huuum!
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Once there were twins, Mark and Michael; Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. So she said “I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible?” Mark thinking that she was talking about his boat, said “Heck no. In fact , I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was who I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyway. The fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right down the middle!” That’s when the old woman fainted dead away.
A happy man for sure!
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A cellphone in a posh upscale gym rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him—-everyone in the room stops to listen. Man: Hello? Woman: Hi honey,it’s me. Are you at the gym? Man: Yes. Woman: l’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2000-is it OK if I buy it? Man: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman: I also stopped by the new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like-it’s on opening specials. Man: How much? Woman: $90,000. Man: Wow! OK,but at that price I want all the options. Woman: OK, and one more thing-I was talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market-there asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man: I dunno, make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman: Great, I’ll see you later, I love you so much. Man: I love you too, kisses, kisses kisses. The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are starring at him in astonishment with mouths wide open. The man turns and asked, “anyone know whose phone this is?”
One of God’s great creations. Should be on everybody’s bucket list. Magnificent!
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No supper and hope the dog house is big enough. You going to be there a long time.👎🏿😆😝
Thanks BF for the repost and from one vet to all the rest; past, present,gone, lost or forgotten,another big Thank You. You WILL always be remembered!
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What the heck you doing in my bowl? But you can have it!!!
Just plain ol squirt it straight out of the bottle. If you’re up to it, you can skip the spoon and go straight for the mouth. Takes a little getting used to first time, but keep going and you over look the taste pretty quickly.
A big shout out Able. What works for me is plain old yellow mustard-1 heaping teaspoon, maybe 2 if really bad. Got that info from an old Houston Oilers trainer. He said he kept a big bottle in his bag and gave it to all the players when they got cramps or charley horses. Works for me in 1-5 minutes depending on severity. Been using it for 10-12 years. Give it a try,nothing loose.
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Lil Al, keep a sharp eye. Nut’n to mess with. There’s more around; they like company. When hunting, lf we found one we would find 2-3 more with in 6’.
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