A cellphone in a posh upscale gym rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him—-everyone in the room stops to listen. Man: Hello? Woman: Hi honey,it’s me. Are you at the gym? Man: Yes. Woman: l’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2000-is it OK if I buy it? Man: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman: I also stopped by the new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like-it’s on opening specials. Man: How much? Woman: $90,000. Man: Wow! OK,but at that price I want all the options. Woman: OK, and one more thing-I was talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market-there asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man: I dunno, make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman: Great, I’ll see you later, I love you so much. Man: I love you too, kisses, kisses kisses. The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are starring at him in astonishment with mouths wide open. The man turns and asked, “anyone know whose phone this is?”
That's a good one TX lol 😁👍
TXmudbug wrote:
A cellphone in a posh upscale gym rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him—-everyone in the room stops to listen. Man: Hello? Woman: Hi honey,it’s me. Are you at the gym? Man: Yes. Woman: l’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2000-is it OK if I buy it? Man: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman: I also stopped by the new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like-it’s on opening specials. Man: How much? Woman: $90,000. Man: Wow! OK,but at that price I want all the options. Woman: OK, and one more thing-I was talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market-there asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man: I dunno, make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman: Great, I’ll see you later, I love you so much. Man: I love you too, kisses, kisses kisses. The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are starring at him in astonishment with mouths wide open. The man turns and asked, “anyone know whose phone this is?”
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Real good one TX, started off my day with a good laugh.
Gotta luv a guy that can think on his feet!
That one made my day, gonna have to try that out, always giving these phone scammers a hard time! 😂😂
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
someones wife is in a lot of trouble
dbed wrote:
someones wife is in a lot of trouble
No, some Wife’s Husbands Bank account is in a lot of Trouble!! .
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