A very drunk Asian patron was standing at the bar trying to impress everyone with his fighting ability. “I am trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is,” he says. To further prove his point, he walks up to Boudreaux, who happens to be sitting at the bar, and whops him behind the neck! “Karate chop from China,” he says. Poor Boudreaux gets up off the floor and sits back on his seat, saying nothing. The Asian hits him again, “Judo from Japan.” Ol Boudreaux once again picks himself up off the floor and continues sipping his beer. The man grabs him putting Boudreaux in a state of suspended animation. “That’s a nerve pinch from Korea.” After a few minutes Boudreaux is able to move again. Instead of getting back on his bar stool he walks out. Ten later he walks in with a large board in his hands and hits the Asian square in the head, laying him flat out on the floor. Looking down at the tormentor, Boudreaux says, “Two-by-four from Home Depot.”
TXmudbug wrote:
A very drunk Asian patron was standing at the bar trying to impress everyone with his fighting ability. “I am trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is,” he says. To further prove his point, he walks up to Boudreaux, who happens to be sitting at the bar, and whops him behind the neck! “Karate chop from China,” he says. Poor Boudreaux gets up off the floor and sits back on his seat, saying nothing. The Asian hits him again, “Judo from Japan.” Ol Boudreaux once again picks himself up off the floor and continues sipping his beer. The man grabs him putting Boudreaux in a state of suspended animation. “That’s a nerve pinch from Korea.” After a few minutes Boudreaux is able to move again. Instead of getting back on his bar stool he walks out. Ten later he walks in with a large board in his hands and hits the Asian square in the head, laying him flat out on the floor. Looking down at the tormentor, Boudreaux says, “Two-by-four from Home Depot.”
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Damn 5 in the morning an you got me laughing already thanks mudbug 😁👍
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
Whitey wrote:
Damn 5 in the morning an you got me laughing already thanks mudbug 😁👍
That's a good one, Bug. Thanks, for getting us started.
Good one! Even made the wife raise one corner to a semi smirk!! LOL
TXmudbug wrote:
A very drunk Asian patron was standing at the bar trying to impress everyone with his fighting ability. “I am trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is,” he says. To further prove his point, he walks up to Boudreaux, who happens to be sitting at the bar, and whops him behind the neck! “Karate chop from China,” he says. Poor Boudreaux gets up off the floor and sits back on his seat, saying nothing. The Asian hits him again, “Judo from Japan.” Ol Boudreaux once again picks himself up off the floor and continues sipping his beer. The man grabs him putting Boudreaux in a state of suspended animation. “That’s a nerve pinch from Korea.” After a few minutes Boudreaux is able to move again. Instead of getting back on his bar stool he walks out. Ten later he walks in with a large board in his hands and hits the Asian square in the head, laying him flat out on the floor. Looking down at the tormentor, Boudreaux says, “Two-by-four from Home Depot.”
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Should-a just gotten the tire tool
out of his truck (like Hank, Jr.) and
laid him out cold as a block of ice !
(Attitude Adjustment !)
TXmudbug wrote:
A very drunk Asian patron was standing at the bar trying to impress everyone with his fighting ability. “I am trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is,” he says. To further prove his point, he walks up to Boudreaux, who happens to be sitting at the bar, and whops him behind the neck! “Karate chop from China,” he says. Poor Boudreaux gets up off the floor and sits back on his seat, saying nothing. The Asian hits him again, “Judo from Japan.” Ol Boudreaux once again picks himself up off the floor and continues sipping his beer. The man grabs him putting Boudreaux in a state of suspended animation. “That’s a nerve pinch from Korea.” After a few minutes Boudreaux is able to move again. Instead of getting back on his bar stool he walks out. Ten later he walks in with a large board in his hands and hits the Asian square in the head, laying him flat out on the floor. Looking down at the tormentor, Boudreaux says, “Two-by-four from Home Depot.”
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it's nice to have Home Depot close at hand
badbobby wrote:
it's nice to have Home Depot close at hand
Ssh! Watch what you say! If we're not careful, the government will start requiring the Home Depot to have a federal license to deal in 2X4's and they'll require a background check!!!
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
Barnacles wrote:
Ssh! Watch what you say! If we're not careful, the government will start requiring the Home Depot to have a federal license to deal in 2X4's and they'll require a background check!!!
I'd bought an axe handle up to Ace Hardware, by walking to the store after a Dr. Appt. ... This is a 2-bus; bus-ride from home. ... The westbound bus arrives; I got 1 foot on the step and the driver says: "You ain't gettin' on THIS bus, with THAT!" ... ¿What could I do or say? ... I went back in the hardware store and asked them to "bag it". Well; 2 large bags and some packing tape DID manage to allow me a seat, on the FOLLOWING bus! ...
Barnacles wrote:
Ssh! Watch what you say! If we're not careful, the government will start requiring the Home Depot to have a federal license to deal in 2X4's and they'll require a background check!!!
my lips are sealed Barney
Able Man wrote:
I'd bought an axe handle up to Ace Hardware, by walking to the store after a Dr. Appt. ... This is a 2-bus; bus-ride from home. ... The westbound bus arrives; I got 1 foot on the step and the driver says: "You ain't gettin' on THIS bus, with THAT!" ... ¿What could I do or say? ... I went back in the hardware store and asked them to "bag it". Well; 2 large bags and some packing tape DID manage to allow me a seat, on the FOLLOWING bus! ...
you were lucky the bus driver didn't inspect the bags for body parts
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
badbobby wrote:
you were lucky the bus driver didn't inspect the bags for body parts
People are just about ridiculous, sometimes... Hell, it WAS in one large bag, with the top 1/3 of it sticking out, with the store receipt taped right on the part sticking out/ with a big "PAID sticker" stuck right on it, as well... I sure wasn't about to walk the roughly 3-4 miles home!!!
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