TXmudbug Loc: Houston TX

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael; Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. So she said “I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible?” Mark thinking that she was talking about his boat, said “Heck no. In fact , I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was who I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyway. The fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right down the middle!” That’s when the old woman fainted dead away.

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

that's a good one very funny

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rickybrock Loc: Dalton Georgia

Now that's a very funny story !!!!!