Posts for: FishfulThinking
Dec 10, 2020 10:11:21 #
Graywulff wrote:
That work Goedon??
Good ones Gray.
Dec 7, 2020 21:03:48 #
Lee1947 wrote:
thanks for the chuckles..when i am not fishing i am golfing
Lee, I only punish myself once a week.
Dec 7, 2020 12:01:13 #
OJdidit wrote:
Golf is a great game...amazingly simple, yet endlessly complicated.
If we get decent ice this year we will have a tournament this year using a single club and a tennis ball. If we have decent snow depth, we plow fairways with our 4 wheelers and will drill “cups” with ice augers and use utility flags to mark the holes. The pandemic may affect the tourney this year, but we can easily be socially distant out on the ice. One of the positives is your beer never gets warm. 😉
If we get decent ice this year we will have a tournament this year using a single club and a tennis ball. If we have decent snow depth, we plow fairways with our 4 wheelers and will drill “cups” with ice augers and use utility flags to mark the holes. The pandemic may affect the tourney this year, but we can easily be socially distant out on the ice. One of the positives is your beer never gets warm. 😉
That sounds like FUN! Cold weather areas are creative in games played in winter. It has not been cold enough around here for safe ice for a number of years. I will tell a buddy of mine in Nebraska about your game. It will give those guys something to do in the winter.
Dec 7, 2020 11:54:08 #
dbed wrote:
never tried golf but those are some of the reasons why I didn't
I often question why I ever started. 🏌😎
Dec 6, 2020 21:57:25 #
Plum, that is one of the funniest jokes I have seen on the Stage! My wife guff-hawed too.
Dec 6, 2020 20:29:38 #
Gordon wrote:
Never used over 60 gal. On a all day trip and I fill up on the way home from the boat landing with everybody there yo share the bill. Only about $40.00 each. Keeps the tears away. LOL
Certainly seems fair to me. We may be coming to Charleston when this COVID crap is over. Wife and I both love the town. We normally stay at the Meeting Street Inn. Nice walking distance to all the tourist traps!😎. If we get down that way I would like to look you up. Maybe wet a line.
Dec 6, 2020 14:51:21 #
Gordon wrote:
Its 130 gal. Tank
Does it cause a tear when you say "Filler up?" I guess you have to pay to play! Still a sweet ride!
Dec 6, 2020 14:46:41 #
Do you need more convincing? This is sent by someone who does enjoy golf. Well...sorta...you know!
Dec 5, 2020 12:33:34 #
Nice looking ride ya got there Gordon. Sweet deal with twins. Get ya outa bad weather quicker too. Enjoy the ride.
Dec 5, 2020 12:29:34 #
flyguy wrote:
First of all, Good Mornin', everybody, I haven't e... (show quote)
Wonderful news Fly. All the best to you and Marion.
Dec 4, 2020 19:32:01 #
Enjoy! If you are not convinced, more to follow! 😎🏌
Dec 4, 2020 17:04:41 #
captjim wrote:
Throw in "when am I going to get one?" and you pretty much have it.
I thought this would get a response from a charter captain. Thanks.
Dec 4, 2020 14:15:42 #
The government suspected the charter boat owner was not paying his employees properly so they sent an auditor to investigate.
Auditor: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand. He’s been with me three years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 80 hours a week and does 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 a week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser’s every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.”
Auditor: “That’s the guy I want to talk to. The mentally challenged one.”
Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know?
Auditor: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand. He’s been with me three years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 80 hours a week and does 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 a week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser’s every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.”
Auditor: “That’s the guy I want to talk to. The mentally challenged one.”
Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know?
Nov 23, 2020 21:31:47 #
Gordon, that is one beautiful picture. I have not been out that way in Canada but I have been to Ontario a few times and Quebec once. I love the rocky shorelines on the lakes and scenery is so picturesque. I could move there but the wife can’t take cold weather so that settles the question! I’ve been to Lake of the Woods several times fishing. There is a lot of lake there! Great walleye fishing too! Sure wish I could visit again.
Nov 23, 2020 16:52:03 #