plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.



MY NAME IS Katrinia , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.



I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.



COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?



UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.



THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.



AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .



'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.



WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.



HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'



YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.



HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.



THEN, THAT UGLY,



OLD,



BALD,



WRINKLED FACED,



FAT-ASSED,



GRAY-HAIRED,



DECREPIT



SON-OF-A-BITCH



ASKED,




'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]

Ah ha ha, what a jerk, that was good thanks Plumbob

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

thats getting put in your place where you belong

Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas

Great joke, Bob !!!

Iowa Farmer Loc: Iowa City Iowa

All too true. I've seen a couple people from my HS class (1975, by the way) in the last year that i did not recognize and was surprised how old they looked 😳 😅 😐 😬 😑

Justoldjim Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.

at my 50 year reunion in 2005 I would swear I was the youngest one there

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

mayhaps you shall hear from Katrina plum
at least that'll take some a the heat off me

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Living on the edge there Plum. Love it.

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Good one Plum, I hope she forgives you.

Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA

Thanks for posting Plum.

FishfulThinking Loc: Venetia, Pa. 25 miles S. Of Pgh.

Plum, that is one of the funniest jokes I have seen on the Stage! My wife guff-hawed too.