Wanna be a charter boat captain?
Dec 4, 2020 14:15:42 #
FishfulThinking
Loc: Venetia, Pa. 25 miles S. Of Pgh.
The government suspected the charter boat owner was not paying his employees properly so they sent an auditor to investigate.
Auditor: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand. He’s been with me three years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 80 hours a week and does 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 a week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser’s every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.”
Auditor: “That’s the guy I want to talk to. The mentally challenged one.”
Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know?
Auditor: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand. He’s been with me three years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 80 hours a week and does 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 a week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser’s every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.”
Auditor: “That’s the guy I want to talk to. The mentally challenged one.”
Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know?
Dec 4, 2020 14:19:17 #
FishfulThinking wrote:
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nice...very nice.....
Dec 4, 2020 14:25:00 #
FishfulThinking wrote:
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Seems like some Pay cuts are in order
Dec 4, 2020 14:38:59 #
FishfulThinking wrote:
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Being the boss ain't all it is cracked up to sometimes.
Dec 4, 2020 14:54:27 #
Dec 4, 2020 17:04:41 #
FishfulThinking
Loc: Venetia, Pa. 25 miles S. Of Pgh.
captjim wrote:
Throw in "when am I going to get one?" and you pretty much have it.
I thought this would get a response from a charter captain. Thanks.
Dec 5, 2020 09:53:58 #
Dec 5, 2020 11:55:22 #
FishfulThinking wrote:
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Good one 😂😂
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