Hey Oz,why not? It would be a milk shake!

The husband is going grocery shopping. He yelled to his wife who was upstairs in the bathroom if she needed anything.She said she wanted 40 gallons of milk. He wanted to know why so much.She said she read in a magazine that a milk bath was good for the skin. He asked if it had to be pasteurized. She replied "no just up to my neck"

The pastor puts a notice in the church bulletin about needing someone to ring the church bell. The next day a man with no arms shows up and tells him he would like to do it. The pastor asks how he planned to do it with no arms. He asked to be taken up to the bell tower.When they got up there he said well there is the bell show me what you plan to do. The man stood close to the bell and banged it with his head. The pastor was surprised by this but said that it wasn't very loud. The man then took a few steps back and lunged forward and banged his head on it again. The pastor said it still wasn't very loud and that the people needed to be able to hear it far down the valley.With that the man backed up even further and ran forward and tripped and fell from the bell tower and landed on the pavement below. The pastor ran down to the poor man and as he was praying over him a policeman came along and asked if he knew the man. The pastor said " well, I didn't know his name but his face certainly rings a bell"

He was on a CBS program and I believe he was talking about getting into politics.

Hello Jim Red. I saw where the president of Dicks destroyed 5 million dollars worth of AR 15 rifles.But when I went into the local store they had all kinds of assault rifles on the shelves.Do you understand that reasoning?

Hello Eastern. But how would that work? 5 are going to ring up at $2 and 5 at $20.00. I still don't understand how that "sale" can work. The prices are too far apart. I wish someone from Dicks was on this site.

Is everyone missing the point of this situation or am I totally confused? He went to checkout with 5/$2.00 lures and 5/$20.00 plus lures. Did he think he was going to get them all for $10.00? Whenever any kind of sale of any product is b.o.g.o. it is always the free one has to be of equal or lesser value. The other question is why would products of such different prices be in the same bin?

Yes patience. Unless he is a doctor or dentist he doesn't need patients!

You should check out Outlet Bait and Tackle on-line. First order is free shipping. They have lots of items. Not a full line of everything as they are closeouts but still lots of bargains.

Have you ever checked out Dhgate.com. A Chinese company. 10 spinners for $7.00.

Have you ever heard of C P Swing and Swiss Swing spinners? They are about the cheapest you can get. They seem pricey on-line but have seen them in stores for less. They have been around since I was a kid and they will catch fish.

Years ago my father and I were trolling on a small Pa. lake for walleye. One guy was sitting in a boat way off to the side in a small bay. As we got down near the end of the lake he yelled out to stop that and start doing some REAL fishing. I looked around and realized we were the only ones in the area and he was talking to us! Go figure.

Are there lots of places to fish for bass in Anchorage?

Good luck fishing.Thanks.

I said 20 colors but now have seen its 28!!!