The husband is going grocery shopping. He yelled to his wife who was upstairs in the bathroom if she needed anything.She said she wanted 40 gallons of milk. He wanted to know why so much.She said she read in a magazine that a milk bath was good for the skin. He asked if it had to be pasteurized. She replied "no just up to my neck"
Just don't use it in the jacuzzi
Hey Oz,why not? It would be a milk shake!
Gordon wrote:
Might curdle on you
I was tryin to stay away from that.
Her name was Myrtle and she was wearing a girdle and when in the Jacuzzi it started to curdle!
Her name was Myrtle and she was wearing a girdle and when in the Jacuzzi it started to curdle! And when she drained the tub out swam a turtle.
All bad jokes and poems must be used by years end! New year around the corner!
Leave it sit and cheesy ones will start.
Do we have to worry about the naughty list for awhile?
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