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Dec 29, 2019 13:57:37   #
bonzo
 
The husband is going grocery shopping. He yelled to his wife who was upstairs in the bathroom if she needed anything.She said she wanted 40 gallons of milk. He wanted to know why so much.She said she read in a magazine that a milk bath was good for the skin. He asked if it had to be pasteurized. She replied "no just up to my neck"

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Dec 29, 2019 14:26:37   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Just don't use it in the jacuzzi

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Dec 29, 2019 14:49:52   #
bonzo
 
Hey Oz,why not? It would be a milk shake!

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Dec 29, 2019 14:57:58   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
bonzo wrote:
Hey Oz,why not? It would be a milk shake!


Good point

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Dec 29, 2019 14:59:49   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Good point


Might curdle on you

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Dec 29, 2019 15:02:25   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Gordon wrote:
Might curdle on you


I was tryin to stay away from that.

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Dec 29, 2019 15:09:22   #
bonzo
 
Her name was Myrtle and she was wearing a girdle and when in the Jacuzzi it started to curdle!

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Dec 29, 2019 15:10:27   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
bonzo wrote:
Her name was Myrtle and she was wearing a girdle and when in the Jacuzzi it started to curdle!


From the movie Frozen

Let it go.

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Dec 29, 2019 15:12:02   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Her name was Myrtle and she was wearing a girdle and when in the Jacuzzi it started to curdle! And when she drained the tub out swam a turtle.

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Dec 29, 2019 15:14:03   #
bonzo
 

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Dec 29, 2019 15:17:11   #
bonzo
 
All bad jokes and poems must be used by years end! New year around the corner!

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Dec 29, 2019 15:17:15   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Utterly

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Dec 29, 2019 15:18:14   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Leave it sit and cheesy ones will start.

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Dec 29, 2019 15:18:48   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
bonzo wrote:
All bad jokes and poems must be used by years end! New year around the corner!


LOL

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Dec 29, 2019 15:21:36   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Do we have to worry about the naughty list for awhile?

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