Ringing the church bells
Dec 20, 2019 22:33:13 #
The pastor puts a notice in the church bulletin about needing someone to ring the church bell. The next day a man with no arms shows up and tells him he would like to do it. The pastor asks how he planned to do it with no arms. He asked to be taken up to the bell tower.When they got up there he said well there is the bell show me what you plan to do. The man stood close to the bell and banged it with his head. The pastor was surprised by this but said that it wasn't very loud. The man then took a few steps back and lunged forward and banged his head on it again. The pastor said it still wasn't very loud and that the people needed to be able to hear it far down the valley.With that the man backed up even further and ran forward and tripped and fell from the bell tower and landed on the pavement below. The pastor ran down to the poor man and as he was praying over him a policeman came along and asked if he knew the man. The pastor said " well, I didn't know his name but his face certainly rings a bell"
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flyguy wrote:
Are you knocking religion again, bonzo?
Probably not just a heads up.
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