just sip the Jack Jarhead
no hangovers

sure wouldn't bring much Big

your's also my friend

While on a road trip, plumbob and plumjuice stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When leaving, juice unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back,plum became the classic grumpy old man.

He fussed and complained, and scolded juice relentlessly during the entire return drive.

The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.

To juice's relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.

As juice got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, plum yelled to her, “While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.”




This coming week is National Senior Mental Health Week.
You can do YOUR part by remembering to contact at least one unstable Senior(there are lotsa them on the Stage) to show you care.



I have now done MY part.

Bookseller conducting a market survey asked Smitty's wife – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!
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stuco in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”
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Someone asked me: “Even after 73 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv
What’s the secret?"me: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."
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Pharmacist to Saw: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ...
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough !
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RJS was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 2 and seems happy kinds of men in this world. Big A remains single and seems happy
The Rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Mauehuw's wife is a magician. She can change anything into an argument.
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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT Gordon replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"
But of course now a days some women "DO" have a wife.
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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with
Jeremy.He is one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
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Barnacle says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband Fred -Fish, has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "

I have been in touch with Bf today
His son is seriously ill and is gonna have to have a very serious operation after Christmas
the doctors are giving him medication to get him through til after the holidays
Bf say he won't be posting very much until his son's problems are over
I know that everyone on the Stage will offer prayers and good luck to Bf's son and to BF
I can tell that it has impacted my good friend badly
he is extremely worried
just figgered everyone who knows Bf should know

Q: Where can single men over the age of 90 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done, you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true?
Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt...."

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-90 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 90-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 90-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age to over 90, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 90-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 90-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, haven't you?















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figgered I'd just retire
worked out

I'm in southeast Texas Fly
city of Humble
thought you already knew LOL
if everyone would just completely fill out their personal info
there would be no problem

very nice Four
BTW
you misspelled sout Loosiana

thanks Danger
gooduns

lol kat
I remember when I was naughty
Mom would tell me
"Bobby,get your butt in the house right now
I'm gonna beat you to death
and swear to God you died"

katty
ask folks close to the pond you are thinkin bout fishin
also if there are spots where someone has been set up on the bank to fish
there are prolly some kinda fish present
best bet try small hook and an earth worm
that will tell you pretty quick if there are fish present
BTW
love that dog

glad to see you're still alive stuco

looks like a good place to lose your hooks and sinkers