just a few digs
Nov 10, 2021 13:31:42 #
Bookseller conducting a market survey asked Smitty's wife – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!
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stuco in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”
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Someone asked me: “Even after 73 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv
What’s the secret?"me: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."
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Pharmacist to Saw: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ...
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough !
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RJS was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 2 and seems happy kinds of men in this world. Big A remains single and seems happy
The Rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Mauehuw's wife is a magician. She can change anything into an argument.
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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT Gordon replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"
But of course now a days some women "DO" have a wife.
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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with
Jeremy.He is one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
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Barnacle says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband Fred -Fish, has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "
The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!
******
stuco in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”
******
Someone asked me: “Even after 73 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv
What’s the secret?"me: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."
*****
Pharmacist to Saw: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ...
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough !
********
RJS was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
******
There are 2 and seems happy kinds of men in this world. Big A remains single and seems happy
The Rest get married and wonder what happened!
******
Mauehuw's wife is a magician. She can change anything into an argument.
******
Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT Gordon replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"
But of course now a days some women "DO" have a wife.
******
COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with
Jeremy.He is one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
******
Barnacle says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
******
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband Fred -Fish, has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "
Nov 10, 2021 13:35:27 #
Nov 10, 2021 14:02:09 #
badbobby wrote:
Bookseller conducting a market survey asked Smitty... (show quote)
All good just depends on who you are today.
Nov 10, 2021 14:58:54 #
EasternOZ wrote:
All good just depends on who you are today.
Oh, Lordy ! I'm in trouble now
if that's BB's new bus !
Nov 10, 2021 15:17:08 #
Blackdog
Loc: Round Rock, TX
Wow Fourchon, you flew under the Radar this time.
All funny stuff there BB.
BD
All funny stuff there BB.
BD
Nov 10, 2021 15:28:43 #
Big A wrote:
Oh, Lordy ! I'm in trouble now
if that's BB's new bus !
if that's BB's new bus !
Jarhead is driving
Nov 10, 2021 15:54:26 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Jarhead is driving
How does that save me ? He's
a Grunt and I'm a Squid - oil and
water !
Nov 10, 2021 15:58:51 #
Big A wrote:
How does that save me ? He's
a Grunt and I'm a Squid - oil and
water !
a Grunt and I'm a Squid - oil and
water !
E qual
O pprotunity
O ffender
Makes no difference
Nov 10, 2021 16:16:26 #
EasternOZ wrote:
E qual
O pprotunity
O ffender
Makes no difference
O pprotunity
O ffender
Makes no difference
I realize that he's operating under
BB's direction, but it seems to me
that EOO was BB's claim to fame -
was kinda hoping that our buddy
'Jar' could show a little discretion !
Nov 10, 2021 16:18:35 #
Big A wrote:
I realize that he's operating under
BB's direction, but it seems to me
that EOO was BB's claim to fame -
was kinda hoping that our buddy
'Jar' could show a little discretion !
BB's direction, but it seems to me
that EOO was BB's claim to fame -
was kinda hoping that our buddy
'Jar' could show a little discretion !
Good luck
Spot
Nov 10, 2021 16:38:13 #
Slimshady
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
Uhoh 😟. Bet you can hear it on the highway and with tires like that,you’re not even safe on the boat
Nov 10, 2021 17:51:23 #
DC
Loc: Washington state
badbobby wrote:
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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband Fred -Fish, has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "
******
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband Fred -Fish, has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "
thanks badbobby as I was reading and laughing about this one my wife came up read it and hit me on the back of my head.
Nov 10, 2021 18:16:43 #
DC wrote:
thanks badbobby as I was reading and laughing about this one my wife came up read it and hit me on the back of my head.
Mine too, thanks Bobby.
Nov 10, 2021 19:57:33 #
Nov 10, 2021 22:13:40 #
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