badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Q: Where can single men over the age of 90 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done, you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true?
Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt...."

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-90 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 90-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 90-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age to over 90, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 90-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 90-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, haven't you?















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Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

All the way there and all the way back. Goods one BB.

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Careful, Bobby ! If you stand in one place for too long in the antique
store, some employee may try to
hang a 'For Sale' sign on YOU !

Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold

Good ones BB, the other day the gal at the grocery checkout asked if I qualified for the Senior discount, I said young lady, I was alive before your Momma knew your Daddy!

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

Very good ones young man !!👍I take naps in the afternoon🤔hmmm,,hangovers?😊

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

This stuff don't just happen to the 90+ group BB. 😂😂

smitty Loc: maine

bb sho fulla it

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

That is what endears him to my heart❤️

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

sure wouldn't bring much Big

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

just sip the Jack Jarhead
no hangovers

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Oh, I don't know about that ! Just
your age alone would put you
somewhere near the top of the
price list - if someone shows/tries
to sell you an old piece of furniture, just tell 'em you remember when
that piece was new !

Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA

If only it wasn’t so true, good ones BB

Mark Kidder Loc: Mesquite, TX

there is no Matthew 14:92.

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

there just ain't no gettin around it!! Good times.....

Barnacles Loc: Northern California

If anyone knows a good physicist, I have a question for him. It seems to me that the Earth's gravity is a lot stronger than it used to be. Has the scientific community noticed it?

It's very apparent to me when I'm getting up pout of my recliner!