The police officer pulled over a speeding car. The officer says, âI clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.â
BadBobby says, âGee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.â
Not looking up from her knitting his wife says: âNow donât be silly, dear â you know that this car doesnât have cruise control.â
As the officer writes out the ticket, BB looks over at his wife and growls, âCanât you please keep your mouth shut for once?!!â
His wife smiles demurely and says, âWell dear, you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.â
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, BB glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, âWoman, canât you keep your mouth shut?â
The officer frowns and says, âAnd I notice that youâre not wearing your seat belt, sir. Thatâs an automatic $75 fine.â
The Ol' Feller says, âYeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.â
BB's wife says, âNow, dear, you know very well that you didnât have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when youâre driving.â
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, The Ancient One turns to his wife and barks, âWILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??â
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, âDoes your husband always talk to you this way, Maâam? â
To which Mrs. BB replies, âOnly when heâs been drinking.â
The police officer pulled over a speeding car. The... (