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Dad's Precocious Daughter
Jun 29, 2020 17:01:08   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
It was close to Fathers' Day weekend and the dad was taking his 4 year old daughter with him to the barber shop. While dad was getting his haircut the daughter was standing close by holding a piece of candy.

The barber said to the daughter, "Honey, you need to stand further back, so you wont get hair on your twinkie!"

She didn't miss a beat and replied, "Yes, and when I get bigger, Mommy said I would get two titties!"

Just Sayin...RJS

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Jun 29, 2020 17:15:23   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Words out of the mouths of babes.

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Jun 30, 2020 10:55:21   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
It was close to Fathers' Day weekend and the dad was taking his 4 year old daughter with him to the barber shop. While dad was getting his haircut the daughter was standing close by holding a piece of candy.

The barber said to the daughter, "Honey, you need to stand further back, so you wont get hair on your twinkie!"

She didn't miss a beat and replied, "Yes, and when I get bigger, Mommy said I would get two titties!"

Just Sayin...RJS

Are you trying to get in the attic with bb?

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Jun 30, 2020 12:21:26   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
Fish Dancer wrote:
Are you trying to get in the attic with bb?


You 2 do belong in the Attic - but it is very funny.

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Jun 30, 2020 21:05:18   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Fish Dancer wrote:
Are you trying to get in the attic with bb?


Hello is this the Attic? Yes, I have a reservation for two.

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