Robert J Samples wrote:
It was close to Fathers' Day weekend and the dad was taking his 4 year old daughter with him to the barber shop. While dad was getting his haircut the daughter was standing close by holding a piece of candy.
The barber said to the daughter, "Honey, you need to stand further back, so you wont get hair on your twinkie!"
She didn't miss a beat and replied, "Yes, and when I get bigger, Mommy said I would get two titties!"
Just Sayin...RJS