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Jun 30, 2020 09:03:57   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
The police officer pulled over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”

BadBobby says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”

Not looking up from her knitting his wife says: “Now don’t be silly, dear — you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”

As the officer writes out the ticket, BB looks over at his wife and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?!!”

His wife smiles demurely and says, “Well dear, you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.”

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, BB glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, “Woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?”

The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.”

The Ol' Feller says, “Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”

BB's wife says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.”

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, The Ancient One turns to his wife and barks, “WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??”

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am? ”

To which Mrs. BB replies, “Only when he’s been drinking.”

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Jun 30, 2020 09:17:34   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman wrote:
The police officer pulled over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”

BadBobby says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”

Not looking up from her knitting his wife says: “Now don’t be silly, dear — you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”

As the officer writes out the ticket, BB looks over at his wife and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?!!”

His wife smiles demurely and says, “Well dear, you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.”

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, BB glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, “Woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?”

The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.”

The Ol' Feller says, “Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”

BB's wife says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.”

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, The Ancient One turns to his wife and barks, “WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??”

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am? ”

To which Mrs. BB replies, “Only when he’s been drinking.”
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That Mrs. BB is a honey.

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Jun 30, 2020 09:21:04   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
That Mrs. BB is a honey.

She is a woman of great patience and perseverance.

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Jun 30, 2020 16:06:52   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
The police officer pulled over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”

BadBobby says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”

Not looking up from her knitting his wife says: “Now don’t be silly, dear — you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”

As the officer writes out the ticket, BB looks over at his wife and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?!!”

His wife smiles demurely and says, “Well dear, you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.”

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, BB glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, “Woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?”

The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.”

The Ol' Feller says, “Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”

BB's wife says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.”

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, The Ancient One turns to his wife and barks, “WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??”

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am? ”

To which Mrs. BB replies, “Only when he’s been drinking.”
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Great joke BF !!

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Jun 30, 2020 16:08:31   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Randyhartford wrote:
Great joke BF !!

Not a joke, Randy....true story


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Jul 1, 2020 12:06:17   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
BadFisherman wrote:
The police officer pulled over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”

BadBobby says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”

Not looking up from her knitting his wife says: “Now don’t be silly, dear — you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”

As the officer writes out the ticket, BB looks over at his wife and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?!!”

His wife smiles demurely and says, “Well dear, you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.”

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, BB glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, “Woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?”

The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.”

The Ol' Feller says, “Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”

BB's wife says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.”

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, The Ancient One turns to his wife and barks, “WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??”

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am? ”

To which Mrs. BB replies, “Only when he’s been drinking.”
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How long did it take Mrs. BB to walk home?

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Jul 1, 2020 13:04:19   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
How long did it take Mrs. BB to walk home?


She got to drive home cause BB had been drinkin.

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Jul 1, 2020 13:29:43   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
saw1 wrote:
She got to drive home cause BB had been drinkin.


Mayhaps he got one more “drink” that night......

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Jul 1, 2020 14:25:49   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
The police officer pulled over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”

BadBobby says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”

Not looking up from her knitting his wife says: “Now don’t be silly, dear — you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”

As the officer writes out the ticket, BB looks over at his wife and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?!!”

His wife smiles demurely and says, “Well dear, you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.”

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, BB glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, “Woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?”

The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.”

The Ol' Feller says, “Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”

BB's wife says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.”

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, The Ancient One turns to his wife and barks, “WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??”

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am? ”

To which Mrs. BB replies, “Only when he’s been drinking.”
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payback
is best served cold
my fr
no I aint gonna call you my friend
and I never drink
well mayhaps a lil sip a Jack
once in a while

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Jul 1, 2020 14:27:37   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
badbobby wrote:
payback
is best served cold
my fr
no I aint gonna call you my friend
and I never drink
well mayhaps a lil sip a Jack
once in a while


To have made it this long you can't drink to much.

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Jul 1, 2020 14:45:28   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
To have made it this long you can't drink to much.


all contrary CD
a sipa Jack a day
keeps the Dr away

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Jul 1, 2020 14:50:48   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
badbobby wrote:
all contrary CD
a sipa Jack a day
keeps the Dr away


I heard an alternate version

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Jul 2, 2020 07:40:58   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
I heard an alternate version

BB resides in an alternative universe of his own

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Jul 4, 2020 12:01:05   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
BadFisherman wrote:
The police officer pulled over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”

BadBobby says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”

Not looking up from her knitting his wife says: “Now don’t be silly, dear — you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”

As the officer writes out the ticket, BB looks over at his wife and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?!!”

His wife smiles demurely and says, “Well dear, you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.”

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, BB glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, “Woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?”

The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.”

The Ol' Feller says, “Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”

BB's wife says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.”

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, The Ancient One turns to his wife and barks, “WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??”

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am? ”

To which Mrs. BB replies, “Only when he’s been drinking.”
The police officer pulled over a speeding car. The... (show quote)


We wives like to get even with our husbands. Or we are just truthful.

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Jul 4, 2020 12:51:12   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
msmllm wrote:
We wives like to get even with our husbands. Or we are just truthful.

Yeah, we hear you and recognize estrogen's 'sisterhood'.

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