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Nov 19, 2019 08:43:42   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
Down along the border Badbobby was making his way through the willows looking for a place to catch a catfish for dinner. He came through the brush into an opening and found a revival meeting goin on. Curious, he put down his pole and started listening to the preacher. After a time the preacher's words lit a fire in bobby's heart. So trying to shake the bad from his name, at the altar call Badbobby stepped forward. The preacher waded out into the river and took Bobby with him. He turned, dunked Bobby under water and said," Son, Do you believe?" Bobby, sputtering a bit said, " I do believe." A second time the preacher dunked him in the water. Again he said, "Son, Do You Believe?" A bit shaken but more sure Bobby answered, "I Do Believe!" A third time the preacher dunked Bobby under then very loudly said,"SON, DO YOU BELIEVE?" A little weaker from the constant dunking Bobby answered,"I d-do b-b-believe." "And Waht Do You Believe?" Asked the preacher. " I do believe you're tryin' to drownd me" was Bobby's innocent reply.
Down along the border Badbobby was making his way ... (show quote)


I can visualize that.

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Nov 19, 2019 12:57:55   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
One nun I had in 7th and 8th grade her nick name was chopper. She looked like Moses had cleared the red sea for her, with fire in her eyes as she walked through the students either in the halls or the playground. Heaven help the poor boy she was headed to discipline. Girls never felt the wrath, never could figure that out.

But today like you guys just said it would be child abuse.

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Nov 19, 2019 13:12:45   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Come to think of it you're right about the girls Plum. Different set of standards I guess. Us boys were always dirty nasty creatures🙃 Was no such thing as equalitry. Ah well, long ago, and far away. We survived it and are pretty good fellas after all. Badbobby and Eastern write of us with,"fondness?"

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Nov 19, 2019 13:51:36   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Good to remain on both their good sides. Eastern has an in with the Wizard and bb is a good old boy with many friends.

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Nov 19, 2019 13:55:56   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
It is also nice to be in the boat with flyguy. Seems he's been there too. Which of us should oar the boat? Mebbe leave leave that to fg to figger out.

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Nov 19, 2019 14:06:40   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
At our age lets skip the oaring and go for that trolling motor so we can enjoy each others tales of the deep.

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Nov 19, 2019 14:18:26   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
I'm all for that!!!!!!

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Nov 20, 2019 09:36:22   #
BankStalker Loc: Friendswood TX
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
One of my go-to jokes, but my version is not as clean and involves cheeseburgers. Great joke.

OK. Olly Olafson was the most decorated Swedish pilot of WWI and he was on the old Ed Sullivan Show to share some of his war stories. So he says he got out on patrol and had been flying for an hour or so when he noticed there was a Fokker right ahead. Then he saw a Fokker to his right, one to his left and by golly a Fokker right behind him. Ed interrupted the story to explain to the audience that a Fokker was a type of aircraft used extensively by the Germans during WWI. Yah, says Olly, dats true, but dese Fokkers vas Mezzerschmidts.

Don't know if I can get away with that, but if not I'll see ya all on the other side.
One of my go-to jokes, but my version is not as cl... (show quote)


thats funny

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Nov 21, 2019 03:07:29   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Yep ! Another parochial school survivor here ! Don't know where they got 'em, but the nuns at our school had these 'clappers' that they used to get attention in
class or to round us up after recess ! They were usually made of some hardwood like oak or walnut, with a finger notch in the middle and a hinge on one end ! They were slightly larger than a flip-phone, and made a loud 'clapping' noise like a drumstick on a wood block ! If you messed up, they were also held by one
end and swung downwards so that the other end would swing down on the hinge, right across
your knuckles ! Repeatedly !
Folks wanted to send me to Catholic high school after graduating grade school; told them I was going to public HS
and that I would be expelled in
the first three days if sent to the nuns again !

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Nov 21, 2019 08:05:14   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
They must have passed those clappers out to the nuns when they graduated their schooling. When we heard that clicker and depending on the # of clicks even Satan would have been on the run.

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Nov 21, 2019 08:08:59   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
plumbob wrote:
They must have passed those clappers out to the nuns when they graduated their schooling. When we heard that clicker and depending on the # of clicks even Satan would have been on the run.

I always thought that was their purpose. So I ran.

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Nov 21, 2019 08:09:50   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Graywulff wrote:
I always thought that was their purpose. So I ran.
Quite a few thought I was evil.

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Nov 21, 2019 08:13:46   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Back in the 70's there was a book out called Growing Up Catholic by a guy that went thru it. Can't remember his name but it was hilarious. Mostly because it was soooo true.

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Nov 21, 2019 08:28:01   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Graywulff wrote:
Back in the 70's there was a book out called Growing Up Catholic by a guy that went thru it. Can't remember his name but it was hilarious. Mostly because it was soooo true.


Graywulff do Either of these look Familiar





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Nov 21, 2019 08:34:04   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
plumbob wrote:
Graywulff do Either of these look Familiar
Both do but I think it is the bottom one. Do you actually have them?

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