Graywulff wrote:
Down along the border Badbobby was making his way through the willows looking for a place to catch a catfish for dinner. He came through the brush into an opening and found a revival meeting goin on. Curious, he put down his pole and started listening to the preacher. After a time the preacher's words lit a fire in bobby's heart. So trying to shake the bad from his name, at the altar call Badbobby stepped forward. The preacher waded out into the river and took Bobby with him. He turned, dunked Bobby under water and said," Son, Do you believe?" Bobby, sputtering a bit said, " I do believe." A second time the preacher dunked him in the water. Again he said, "Son, Do You Believe?" A bit shaken but more sure Bobby answered, "I Do Believe!" A third time the preacher dunked Bobby under then very loudly said,"SON, DO YOU BELIEVE?" A little weaker from the constant dunking Bobby answered,"I d-do b-b-believe." "And Waht Do You Believe?" Asked the preacher. " I do believe you're tryin' to drownd me" was Bobby's innocent reply.
Down along the border Badbobby was making his way ... (
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I can visualize that.