Eastern and plumbob
Nov 18, 2019 14:40:09 #
E was 6 and sad to pb who was 5,"you know what plum?I think it is time we started usin cuss-words!"
Plum nodded his head eagerly
E continued,"Now when we go in for breakfast ,I'll say something with 'Hell' and you say something with 'ass."
plum nodded his head eagerly and with enthusiasm
So the two boys went in for breakfast and their Mom asked E what he wanted for breakfast
E replied"Aw 'Hell Mom,I'll have some Cherrios"
WHACK,WHACK
E went flyin outta his chair and tumbled across the kitchen floor,got up ,ran upstairs cryin his eyes out,with his Mom slappin his butt every step
She locked E in his room and said"When you think you have learned your lesson ,I"ll let you out'when you decide you don't wanna cuss anymore"
Mom then went back to the kitchen and asked plum what he wanted for breakfast
Plum replied
I dunno,but you can bet your 'ass it ain't Cheerios"
Plum nodded his head eagerly
E continued,"Now when we go in for breakfast ,I'll say something with 'Hell' and you say something with 'ass."
plum nodded his head eagerly and with enthusiasm
So the two boys went in for breakfast and their Mom asked E what he wanted for breakfast
E replied"Aw 'Hell Mom,I'll have some Cherrios"
WHACK,WHACK
E went flyin outta his chair and tumbled across the kitchen floor,got up ,ran upstairs cryin his eyes out,with his Mom slappin his butt every step
She locked E in his room and said"When you think you have learned your lesson ,I"ll let you out'when you decide you don't wanna cuss anymore"
Mom then went back to the kitchen and asked plum what he wanted for breakfast
Plum replied
I dunno,but you can bet your 'ass it ain't Cheerios"
Nov 18, 2019 14:56:17 #
That plum was always a slow learner.
That's probably why my ear is in a bandage. Wasn't cancer, that sister ( nun ) ruin me for life.
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That's probably why my ear is in a bandage. Wasn't cancer, that sister ( nun ) ruin me for life.
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Nov 18, 2019 15:03:18 #
Well,,,,,,,,,, I don't think E is the brightest bulb on the tree either.
Nov 18, 2019 15:05:08 #
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Nov 18, 2019 17:07:06 #
flyguy wrote:
Well,,,,,,,,,, I don't think E is the brightest bulb on the tree either.
I have no idea where eithe r. R
Nov 18, 2019 17:08:32 #
flyguy wrote:
Well,,,,,,,,,, I don't think E is the brightest bulb on the tree either.
Never mind the boxes they came in.
Nov 18, 2019 17:19:46 #
One of my go-to jokes, but my version is not as clean and involves cheeseburgers. Great joke.
OK. Olly Olafson was the most decorated Swedish pilot of WWI and he was on the old Ed Sullivan Show to share some of his war stories. So he says he got out on patrol and had been flying for an hour or so when he noticed there was a Fokker right ahead. Then he saw a Fokker to his right, one to his left and by golly a Fokker right behind him. Ed interrupted the story to explain to the audience that a Fokker was a type of aircraft used extensively by the Germans during WWI. Yah, says Olly, dats true, but dese Fokkers vas Mezzerschmidts.
Don't know if I can get away with that, but if not I'll see ya all on the other side.
OK. Olly Olafson was the most decorated Swedish pilot of WWI and he was on the old Ed Sullivan Show to share some of his war stories. So he says he got out on patrol and had been flying for an hour or so when he noticed there was a Fokker right ahead. Then he saw a Fokker to his right, one to his left and by golly a Fokker right behind him. Ed interrupted the story to explain to the audience that a Fokker was a type of aircraft used extensively by the Germans during WWI. Yah, says Olly, dats true, but dese Fokkers vas Mezzerschmidts.
Don't know if I can get away with that, but if not I'll see ya all on the other side.
Nov 18, 2019 17:22:15 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
One of my go-to jokes, but my version is not as cl... (show quote)
LOL
And the things they say on tv nkw
Or not as the case may be
Nov 18, 2019 17:27:15 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
One of my go-to jokes, but my version is not as cl... (show quote)
I have a part time job for you.
It is in chitchat
Can't wait for april.
Nov 18, 2019 17:32:54 #
EasternOZ wrote:
I have no idea where eithe r. R
Fly Guy and Grey Wulff
Fly was 8 Wulffy was 6
they were inseparable and always up to their necks in trouble of one kind or another
their parents were at wits end,not knowing what to do about the boys behavior
Wulffy's mother heard of a clergyman who had a reputation of being able to successfully discipline wayward kids',and she asked him to help.
The clergyman agreed,but asked to see the eldest boy(Flyguy) first
So Fg went to see the clergyman.He sat fg in a chair,and leaning close to him asked in a firm voice
"Where is God?"
Fg did not respond
The clergyman ,in an even firmer voice asked again
"Where is God?"
Fg still made no response,just sat there with his head drooping, so the clergyman shook his finger in flyguys face and spoke rather loudly and even more sternly
"WHERE IS GOD?"
At which point Fg jumped outta his chair ,ran outta the office,ran to where the boys had a tree house ,climbed in and found Wulffy,and told him in a trembly voice,"WE GOTTA HIDE
:They have lost God---and the're blaming us!!"
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