flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
badbobby wrote:
Fly Guy and Grey Wulff
Fly was 8 Wulffy was 6
they were inseparable and always up to their necks in trouble of one kind or another
their parents were at wits end,not knowing what to do about the boys behavior
Wulffy's mother heard of a clergyman who had a reputation of being able to successfully discipline wayward kids',and she asked him to help.
The clergyman agreed,but asked to see the eldest boy(Flyguy) first
So Fg went to see the clergyman.He sat fg in a chair,and leaning close to him asked in a firm voice
"Where is God?"
Fg did not respond
The clergyman ,in an even firmer voice asked again
"Where is God?"
Fg still made no response,just sat there with his head drooping, so the clergyman shook his finger in flyguys face and spoke rather loudly and even more sternly
"WHERE IS GOD?"
At which point Fg jumped outta his chair ,ran outta the office,ran to where the boys had a tree house ,climbed in and found Wulffy,and told him in a trembly voice,"WE GOTTA HIDE
:They have lost God---and the're blaming us!!"
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There isn't a word of truth to the above post. It wasn't a priest it was a nun!
Got your back Fly, those nuns had a habit of scaring the scat out of us outstanding alter boys.
flyguy wrote:
There isn't a word of truth to the above post. It wasn't a priest it was a nun!
So there is truth to the rest?
You guys might want to watch " The Keepers " on Netflix. Its not about fishing and takes place in my old hood in my era at that. A priest and Nun story like you wouldn't believe.
Then when your shocked from that, watch Jeff Dunham's Christmas special on Netflix to lighted the mood. Now he is funny
badbobby wrote:
Fly Guy and Grey Wulff
Fly was 8 Wulffy was 6
they were inseparable and always up to their necks in trouble of one kind or another
their parents were at wits end,not knowing what to do about the boys behavior
Wulffy's mother heard of a clergyman who had a reputation of being able to successfully discipline wayward kids',and she asked him to help.
The clergyman agreed,but asked to see the eldest boy(Flyguy) first
So Fg went to see the clergyman.He sat fg in a chair,and leaning close to him asked in a firm voice
"Where is God?"
Fg did not respond
The clergyman ,in an even firmer voice asked again
"Where is God?"
Fg still made no response,just sat there with his head drooping, so the clergyman shook his finger in flyguys face and spoke rather loudly and even more sternly
"WHERE IS GOD?"
At which point Fg jumped outta his chair ,ran outta the office,ran to where the boys had a tree house ,climbed in and found Wulffy,and told him in a trembly voice,"WE GOTTA HIDE
:They have lost God---and the're blaming us!!"
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3rd grade, Sister Ann Winifred, hickory pointer that hit knuckles better than point to the board, Baltimore Catechism #2, GOD IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!! Not your fault flyguy, you were just in the wrong classroom. 😃
Down along the border Badbobby was making his way through the willows looking for a place to catch a catfish for dinner. He came through the brush into an opening and found a revival meeting goin on. Curious, he put down his pole and started listening to the preacher. After a time the preacher's words lit a fire in bobby's heart. So trying to shake the bad from his name, at the altar call Badbobby stepped forward. The preacher waded out into the river and took Bobby with him. He turned, dunked Bobby under water and said," Son, Do you believe?" Bobby, sputtering a bit said, " I do believe." A second time the preacher dunked him in the water. Again he said, "Son, Do You Believe?" A bit shaken but more sure Bobby answered, "I Do Believe!" A third time the preacher dunked Bobby under then very loudly said,"SON, DO YOU BELIEVE?" A little weaker from the constant dunking Bobby answered,"I d-do b-b-believe." "And Waht Do You Believe?" Asked the preacher. " I do believe you're tryin' to drownd me" was Bobby's innocent reply.
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
Why do those "Yesterday Nuns" bring back such unpleasant memories and the modern day Nuns are so nice. Was it us?
flyguy wrote:
Why do those "Yesterday Nuns" bring back such unpleasant memories and the modern day Nuns are so nice. Was it us?
I actually believe the climate has changed flyguy. Not such rigid discipline now. Some of that I saw would be child abuse today.
Oh yeah! I wouldn't trade the education I got but the treatment took a long time to get past.
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