hey wulffy don't make my driver mad at me
BTW
about the comments
hope your feelins weren't hurt by snide remarks
and as for catch and release
where Larry and I have been fishin
there sure ain't no surplus of bass
if you can get three or four a day,you have been more than successful
and so we release all we catch
hopefully another angler will get as lucky as we were
now when we go to Sam Rayburn
the little bass will be harvested
Larry and my daughter love fresh fish
I'll stick to beef or pork

no doubt saw
I'd love it

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from his tent.

But this success did arouse envy.

A man named Maccabia did secret himself inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading. And the young man did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short.

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums, that no one noticed that the real riches were going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to be known, "eBay," he said, "We need a name that reflects what we are," and Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO", said Abraham.

Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside.

It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).

And that is how it all began. It wasn't Al Gore after all!

Betty is driving our little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

'Mommy ,' Sherry asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' Betty replied. 'It's not polite.'

'OK', Sherry says,

'How much do you weigh?she then asks

'Now really,' Betty says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted,Sherry asks, 'When are you and Daddy get ting a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated Betty walks away as Sherry and her friends begin to play.

'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' Sherry says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend,

'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.

It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'


Later that night Sherry says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 22.'

Betty is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?'

'I also know that you weigh 110 pounds.'

Betty is past surprised and shocked now.

'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' Sherry says triumphantly, 'I know why you and daddy are getting a divorce.'

'Oh really?'Betty asks. 'Why?'



'Because you got an F in sex.




Our oldest daughter Sherry grew up to become a vice president of a bank in Houston Texas
was to become the next president of the bank when she fell victim to minears disease
unable to work she was retired with honors

Sherry now handles all my finances and pays all my bills
I don't have to worry bout it
Sherry worrys bout it for me and my dear wife


Ain't this a great country???

Not many folks knew this
but before Fourchon took his present job
he was a Preacher in soutLoosiana

Four said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved.

Four continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.


Life is short, smile while you still have teeth,

Will y'all give me an Amen on thatun???! 😊

suing???

gotta be fun saw
you catch a lotta them stripers
doncha

no rip

Hack is in Pasadena
few miles south of Humble
maybe a lil sou east

never know where the bus is goin Hack

mayhaps soon

you don't hafta stay in the same tracks Jar
few more marks on ol Four
cain't do nothin but improve his looks

yeah
ain't it great???

they din't have a pot to pi-- in

ultralight?
good for crappie

good two hours Ivey
nice goin!!!