badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Betty is driving our little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

'Mommy ,' Sherry asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' Betty replied. 'It's not polite.'

'OK', Sherry says,

'How much do you weigh?she then asks

'Now really,' Betty says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted,Sherry asks, 'When are you and Daddy get ting a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated Betty walks away as Sherry and her friends begin to play.

'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' Sherry says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend,

'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.

It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'


Later that night Sherry says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 22.'

Betty is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?'

'I also know that you weigh 110 pounds.'

Betty is past surprised and shocked now.

'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' Sherry says triumphantly, 'I know why you and daddy are getting a divorce.'

'Oh really?'Betty asks. 'Why?'



'Because you got an F in sex.




Our oldest daughter Sherry grew up to become a vice president of a bank in Houston Texas
was to become the next president of the bank when she fell victim to minears disease
unable to work she was retired with honors

Sherry now handles all my finances and pays all my bills
I don't have to worry bout it
Sherry worrys bout it for me and my dear wife


Ain't this a great country???

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Good ones BB

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

Daing right Sir,,that's Awesome ,my loving woman does the same for her wonderful Mom and Dad they are both 89 and living in there home ,we all pitch in,,,,

smitty Loc: maine

u lucky bb

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

yes smitty
damn lucky