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Oct 31, 2021 12:33:57   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Not many folks knew this
but before Fourchon took his present job
he was a Preacher in soutLoosiana

Four said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved.

Four continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.


Life is short, smile while you still have teeth,

Will y'all give me an Amen on thatun???! 😊

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Oct 31, 2021 12:58:24   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
Amen

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Oct 31, 2021 13:34:02   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Amen and Amen

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Oct 31, 2021 14:59:10   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Playin with fire.

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Oct 31, 2021 15:01:07   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Amen and Hallelujah!

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Oct 31, 2021 16:20:53   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Amen brother

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Oct 31, 2021 18:02:17   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
badbobby wrote:
Not many folks knew this
but before Fourchon took his present job
he was a Preacher in soutLoosiana

Four said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved.

Four continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.


Life is short, smile while you still have teeth,

Will y'all give me an Amen on thatun???! 😊
Not many folks knew this br but before Fourchon to... (show quote)


Amen Bobby.

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Oct 31, 2021 21:12:37   #
J in Cleveland Loc: Cleveland, Ohio
 
Amen!

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Nov 1, 2021 01:00:31   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Fourchon, you lucky dog, you !
Just don't let the wife find out !

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Nov 1, 2021 06:39:53   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
AMEN! and may God bless her train stopping body!!

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Nov 1, 2021 12:44:34   #
smitty Loc: maine
 
bb 2 funny

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Nov 1, 2021 14:03:58   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
badbobby wrote:
Not many folks knew this
but before Fourchon took his present job
he was a Preacher in soutLoosiana

Four said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved.

Four continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.


Life is short, smile while you still have teeth,

Will y'all give me an Amen on thatun???! 😊
Not many folks knew this br but before Fourchon to... (show quote)


As I always say," One should ALWAYS be careful what one wishes/asks for."

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Nov 1, 2021 14:42:29   #
BCKliche Loc: Suffolk, VA
 
Amen!

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Nov 1, 2021 14:52:38   #
Jim Sargent Loc: Payson, AZ
 
Amen, badbobby.

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Nov 1, 2021 18:19:33   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
badbobby wrote:
Not many folks knew this
but before Fourchon took his present job
he was a Preacher in soutLoosiana

Four said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved.

Four continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.


Life is short, smile while you still have teeth,

Will y'all give me an Amen on thatun???! 😊
Not many folks knew this br but before Fourchon to... (show quote)


AAAAAMENπŸ™πŸ˜‚

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