A real trusted friend
Oct 27, 2021 19:11:06 #
In a previous life ripogenu was a knight and he
was about to leave to fight in the Holy Crusades.
Before leaving he made his wife wear a chastity belt.
After tightly securing it to her, he handed the key to fourchon(his Squire) with the instruction: "If I do not return within seven years, unlock my wife and set her free to lead a normal life."
rip then rode off on the first leg of his journey to the Holy Land, but he had only traveled barely an hour when he was suddenly aware of the sound of pounding hooves behind him.
He turned to see that it was Four.
"What's the problem?" asked rip.
Four replied, "It’s the wrong key."
good driving Jarhead
two for one
was about to leave to fight in the Holy Crusades.
Before leaving he made his wife wear a chastity belt.
After tightly securing it to her, he handed the key to fourchon(his Squire) with the instruction: "If I do not return within seven years, unlock my wife and set her free to lead a normal life."
rip then rode off on the first leg of his journey to the Holy Land, but he had only traveled barely an hour when he was suddenly aware of the sound of pounding hooves behind him.
He turned to see that it was Four.
"What's the problem?" asked rip.
Four replied, "It’s the wrong key."
good driving Jarhead
two for one
Oct 27, 2021 19:14:53 #
badbobby wrote:
In a previous life ripogenu was a knight and he b... (show quote)
Oh, oh!!!!!! It's not going to be a good thing.
Oct 27, 2021 19:15:31 #
badbobby wrote:
In a previous life ripogenu was a knight and he b... (show quote)
I don’t care what anyone says. That’s funny and worth the bus ride. 👍👍👍
Oct 27, 2021 19:32:53 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
I don’t care what anyone says. That’s funny and worth the bus ride. 👍👍👍
You were only watching out for her best interest!
Right??
Oct 27, 2021 19:53:20 #
EasternOZ wrote:
You were only watching out for her best interest!
Right??
Right??
Of course. Would there be another reason?
Oct 27, 2021 20:15:39 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Of course. Would there be another reason?
Not that I can think of, what kind of metal was it made of she might have a reaction.
Oct 27, 2021 20:53:29 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Of course. Would there be another reason?
Maybe
but it is really funnyOct 27, 2021 20:55:29 #
Oct 27, 2021 20:57:11 #
mistred64 wrote:
Nickel allergy down there would be bad and mistaken for an STD
LOL
Oct 27, 2021 20:58:47 #
mistred64 wrote:
Nickel allergy down there would be bad and mistaken for an STD
Bummer some might consider that a coin slot. Allergy would not be good
Oct 27, 2021 21:24:00 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Not that I can think of, what kind of metal was it made of she might have a reaction.
Hardened rolled steel.
Oct 27, 2021 21:29:26 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Hardened rolled steel.
And you still need the right key, can't use a blowtorch on that
Oct 27, 2021 21:31:21 #
Oct 27, 2021 21:34:55 #
CamT wrote:
And you still need the right key, can't use a blowtorch on that
Yep. That Rip is a smart man.
Oct 27, 2021 21:52:58 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Yep. That Rip is a smart man.
He might have been born at night but it wasn't last night
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.