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An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, crap I'm in deep trouble now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old Doberman sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says ......

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"

Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and sk**l will always overcome youth and treachery! Bulls**t and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Hey guys, got to the river bout 0830 and was fishin by 0845. Probly had boated 10 fish by 0915.
We fished hard till bout noon and called it a day a little after, maybe 12:10 or so.
We probly had boated 60+ fish and don't know how many we lost at the boat with the hook pullin out.
Biggest one of the day was Brads and it would have pushed the scale to 5 or 6 pounds BUT, the hook pulled out right at the boat and the fish was just out of reach of the net. OH well.
We kept 4 fish out of all the ones we caught. A 21, a 22 and two 23s. Biggest was bout 4 pounds. All males.
Thought I would take 1 pic out on the water. That fish was bout 24 inches and probly 4 1/2 pounds but I released it.
Weather was beautiful. Was a little windy but not TOO bad. Warmed up in the 60s out there today. Water temp was 55*. Pretty good day though. 60+ in a little over 3 hours. They're startin to come in.
Thank you LORD, I really needed a day like today. First time out in 3 weeks.