hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Y’all enjoy this true story.🤥
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An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, crap I'm in deep trouble now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old Doberman sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says ......

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"

Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and sk**l will always overcome youth and treachery! Bulls**t and brilliance only come with age and experience.

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Good one Hack!

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks OJ.
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CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

Didn't see that coming, great one Hack leave it an old dog

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Pretty smart dog huh Cam?
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Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Great story Hack. Old dogs are smarter than the average panther.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

That Doberman reminds me of BB.

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks Fred. At least this one was.
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Maid Marion Loc: Corvallis, OR

You don't Need to teach old dogs new tricks. Good one Hack.

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thank you very much Marion.
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Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Looks like that old dog knows all the tricks and not only that, but he is quick. Good one Hack

Big TC Loc: Raytown, MO.

AMEN!!!

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

Smarter than your average squirrel lol🤣

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks Slim.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Goodun Cam.😂
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