Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?

Ever wonder why?


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It's because she smells like a new Truck !

These are special moments and memories, enjoy them both. Had to be a special day for them.

So, he said "I caught the bigger fish" and the little guy said " but mine tasted better"!!

Let me know when they're done. I'll be right over with cold slaw and drinks!

Let me know when they're done. I'll be right over with cold slaw and drinks!

Excellent choice Papa Jack!
I have a 2017 Tacoma 4X4 TRD OFF ROAD with 29,000 miles. Been a super truck.
Lots of bells and whistles that I really don't need or ever used. Thinking about selling it and buy another Tacoma with basic 4X4 features. Need to simplify life for these aging bones.

> 1. Sometimes I'll look
> down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what
> time it is.
>
> 2. Nothing sucks more than
> that moment during an argument when you realize you're
> wrong.
>
> 3. I totally take back all
> those times I didn't want to nap when I was
> younger.
>
> 4. There is great need for
> a sarcasm font.
>
> 5. How the hell are you
> supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
>
> 6. Was learning cursive
> really necessary?
>
> 7. Map Quest or Google
> Maps really need to start their directions on # 5.
> I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my
> neighborhood.
>
> 8. Obituaries would be a
> lot more interesting if they told you how the person
> died.
>
> 9. I can't remember
> the last time I wasn't at least kind of
> tired.
>
> 10. Bad decisions make
> good stories.
>
> 11. You never know when it
> will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you
> just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest
> of the day.
>
> 12. Can we all just agree
> to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't
> want to have to restart my collection...
> again.
>
> 13. I'm always
> slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if
> I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report
> that I swear I did not make any changes
> to.
>
> 14. I keep some
> people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
> answer when they call.
>
> 15. I think the freezer
> deserves a light as well.
>
> 16. I disagree with Kay
> Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday
> night more kisses begin with Miller Light than
> Kay.
>
> 17. I wish Google Maps had
> an "Avoid Ghetto" routing
> option.
>
> 18. I have a hard time
> deciphering the fine line between boredom and
> hunger.
>
> 19. How many times is it
> appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
> smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word
> they
> said?
>
> 20. I love the sense of
> camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a
> jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,
> brothers and sisters!
>
> 21. Shirts get dirty.
> Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you
> can wear them forever.
>
> 22. Even under
> ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
> keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the
> Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and
> push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7
> seconds, eyes closed, first time, every
> time.
>
> 23. The first testicular
> guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and
> the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took
> 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also
> important.
> Ladies ... Quit
> Laughing!
>
> It just gets better as you
> get older, doesn't it?
>
> I was in a Starbucks
> Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I
> realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place
> was packed, but the music was really loud so to get relief
> and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the
> music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much
> better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone
> was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I
> was listening to my Ipod (with ear piece) -
> and how was your day?
>
> This is what happens when
> old people start using
> technology!
>
>
>

Every 28 days, winter or summer!

Looks like high maintenance to me!

ein there's a few FS anglers down here:
Brownsville Tony Weslaco
Forester ed (Laguna Vista)
Myself (Brownsville)

We get together occasionally and primarily surf fish.
Lately it's been a bit hot so maybe when it cools off a bit we might plan a trip to SPI and hook up with you.
Cheers

That is definitely a delicious meal.

Coors light I hope and not the other brand, if you know what I mean!

Aquarius.
Does that mean I should be catching more fish?

As the expression goes: "The silence is deafening", and it's certainly evident in the solitude of nature.

Must have been the American Express Card

Good ones Major.
Here's one for you.
Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to!