padrebino Loc: BROWNSVILLE, TX / SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX

> 1. Sometimes I'll look
> down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what
> time it is.
>
> 2. Nothing sucks more than
> that moment during an argument when you realize you're
> wrong.
>
> 3. I totally take back all
> those times I didn't want to nap when I was
> younger.
>
> 4. There is great need for
> a sarcasm font.
>
> 5. How the hell are you
> supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
>
> 6. Was learning cursive
> really necessary?
>
> 7. Map Quest or Google
> Maps really need to start their directions on # 5.
> I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my
> neighborhood.
>
> 8. Obituaries would be a
> lot more interesting if they told you how the person
> died.
>
> 9. I can't remember
> the last time I wasn't at least kind of
> tired.
>
> 10. Bad decisions make
> good stories.
>
> 11. You never know when it
> will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you
> just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest
> of the day.
>
> 12. Can we all just agree
> to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't
> want to have to restart my collection...
> again.
>
> 13. I'm always
> slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if
> I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report
> that I swear I did not make any changes
> to.
>
> 14. I keep some
> people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
> answer when they call.
>
> 15. I think the freezer
> deserves a light as well.
>
> 16. I disagree with Kay
> Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday
> night more kisses begin with Miller Light than
> Kay.
>
> 17. I wish Google Maps had
> an "Avoid Ghetto" routing
> option.
>
> 18. I have a hard time
> deciphering the fine line between boredom and
> hunger.
>
> 19. How many times is it
> appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
> smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word
> they
> said?
>
> 20. I love the sense of
> camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a
> jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,
> brothers and sisters!
>
> 21. Shirts get dirty.
> Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you
> can wear them forever.
>
> 22. Even under
> ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
> keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the
> Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and
> push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7
> seconds, eyes closed, first time, every
> time.
>
> 23. The first testicular
> guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and
> the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took
> 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also
> important.
> Ladies ... Quit
> Laughing!
>
> It just gets better as you
> get older, doesn't it?
>
> I was in a Starbucks
> Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I
> realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place
> was packed, but the music was really loud so to get relief
> and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the
> music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much
> better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone
> was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I
> was listening to my Ipod (with ear piece) -
> and how was your day?
>
> This is what happens when
> old people start using
> technology!
>
>
>

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Good ones Padre. Thanks for the laughs.

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

All excellent. Thanks Padre.

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Those are so relatable, thanks!

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

All good ones!!🤣😂

OldBassGuy Loc: Temecula, CA

Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin

Good ones Padre.
I resemble most of them

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

Much laughter, Much truth thanks Padre