ijoecallot wrote:
A few years ago I was hauling ass on my motorcycle on a lonely, long road in Arizona I got pulled over by a State Trooper. He asked my name. I told him Scott. Just Scott, you have a last name? No sir, just Scott. I lost my last name. He was in a good mood and decided to humor me. What happened to your last name? Ok, it is a long story so stay with me.
I was born Scott Johnson. I studied hard, got good grades and decided to become a doctor. Went college and got my degree and became Scott Johnson MD. I became bored being a doctor and became a dentist, so I was Scott Johnson MD DDS. Dentistry was not my real calling so I fooled around with my Asst. and got VD.
So now I was Scott Johnson MD DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD and took away my license. Now I was Scott Johnson MD with VD. The AMA learned about the ADA, so they took away my license also, so then I became Scott Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson, So now I am just Scott.
A few years ago I was hauling ass on my motorcycle... (
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If Scott was a Scot maybe he coulda "hooked up" with Bobbitt, and got his Johnson back. Just sayin'... (thanks RJS)