ijoecallot Loc: Reno,Nv

A few years ago I was hauling ass on my motorcycle on a lonely, long road in Arizona I got pulled over by a State Trooper. He asked my name. I told him Scott. Just Scott, you have a last name? No sir, just Scott. I lost my last name. He was in a good mood and decided to humor me. What happened to your last name? Ok, it is a long story so stay with me.

I was born Scott Johnson. I studied hard, got good grades and decided to become a doctor. Went college and got my degree and became Scott Johnson MD. I became bored being a doctor and became a dentist, so I was Scott Johnson MD DDS. Dentistry was not my real calling so I fooled around with my Asst. and got VD.

So now I was Scott Johnson MD DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD and took away my license. Now I was Scott Johnson MD with VD. The AMA learned about the ADA, so they took away my license also, so then I became Scott Johnson with VD.

Then the VD took away my Johnson, So now I am just Scott.

Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas

Hey Ijoe that is some funny stuff right there! Bet Scott got off without his Johnson!😳

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Thanks for the laughs.

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

Thanks for the laugh... A good reminder though, about: "Don't dip your quill, in the 'Company INK' "!!!

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

And he said?

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

That is a goodie, Scott. (LOL)

Larry M Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

He got off Scott free

Bog Irish

If Scott was a Scot maybe he coulda "hooked up" with Bobbitt, and got his Johnson back. Just sayin'... (thanks RJS)

Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio

Haha that's a good one