Just another day in the life of BadBobby
Feb 13, 2021 17:05:26 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BadBobby, FS's Ancient Mariner, walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
BB: “Father, I am 94 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70+ years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
BB: “What sins? ”
Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”
BB: “I’m not.”
Priest: “Then, why are you telling me all this?"
BB: “I’m 94 years old … I’m telling everybody.”
BB: “Father, I am 94 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70+ years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
BB: “What sins? ”
Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”
BB: “I’m not.”
Priest: “Then, why are you telling me all this?"
BB: “I’m 94 years old … I’m telling everybody.”
Feb 13, 2021 17:16:27 #
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby, FS's Ancient Mariner, walks into a confe... (show quote)
Spread the word Bobby!
Thanks BF.
Feb 13, 2021 19:19:35 #
Feb 13, 2021 19:37:45 #
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby, FS's Ancient Mariner, walks into a confe... (show quote)
Only three times, I thought he was a better man than that.
Feb 13, 2021 19:51:52 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
flyguy wrote:
Only three times, I thought he was a better man than that.
Well, yeah, Flyguy...once upon a time. But, the Ol' Feller is somewhat past his prime.
Feb 13, 2021 21:26:14 #
A man's prime and past are described in the aspects of hard wood or the later mossy oak. And then there's drift wood .
Feb 13, 2021 21:27:13 #
Feb 14, 2021 01:40:36 #
Down right embarrassing BB! I'm 34 years younger and I haven't had sex six times in the last year. 🤔🤔😭
Feb 14, 2021 09:41:48 #
Fredfish wrote:
Spread the word Bobby!
Thanks BF.
Thanks BF.
You're right Fish. And the word of the day is legs! Spread the word. ...
Feb 14, 2021 10:02:12 #
Bog Irish wrote:
You're right Fish. And the word of the day is legs! Spread the word. ...
LOL
Feb 14, 2021 10:19:44 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby, FS's Ancient Mariner, walks into a confe... (show quote)
Good one BF thanks for the laughs.
Feb 14, 2021 10:25:22 #
Feb 14, 2021 12:04:31 #
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby, FS's Ancient Mariner, walks into a confe... (show quote)
He is my Hero. 👍👍
Feb 14, 2021 14:54:09 #
Feb 14, 2021 15:01:01 #
Papa-D wrote:
It must have been theVIAGRA.
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Papa.... you reckon he took the whole bottle at once or a pill every 15 minutes?
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