BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby, FS's Ancient Mariner, walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
BB: “Father, I am 94 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70+ years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
BB: “What sins? ”
Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”
BB: “I’m not.”
Priest: “Then, why are you telling me all this?"
BB: “I’m 94 years old … I’m telling everybody.”
BadBobby, FS's Ancient Mariner, walks into a confe... (
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Now he must repent for his lies.