Leave it to a Texan to come up with something like that?

I find them in my yard all the time. whoever lived here before me must have had a lot of teeth to floss. Or a lot of shrimp to dehead.

Sidewinder My wife and I are also looking forward to moving out of Arizona. And the first thing we are going to do is GO FISHING!!

My Dad was stationed on the U.S.S. Arizona from 1930 to 1934. When he passed away in 1981 my Mother took down an old suitcase from the attic. Inside was all of my Dad's military belongings. My Brother got his DD214 and his ribbons and I got a photograph that was taken in 1932. The photo is 5 feet long and 10 inches wide black & white. The photo was taken on the fantail and shows the entire crew of Marines and Sailors. The photo was taken in San Pedro California before it relocated to Pearl Harbor Hawaii. I had 5 copies made and donated them to 2 museums and some to family members. I was told by the curator in Hawaii that some of the sailors and marines were stationed on the Arizona for up to 17 years. I believe that's true because I was stationed on several ships and I could have stayed longer. I have enclosed a picture of the photo.

It certainly was and I never peeded on any fence again. Electric or otherwise.

I did the last one on the list and I don't remember too much after that.

I like putting out some smelly cheese along the wall then while sitting in my chair with my 22 rifle & scope using 22 shorts and a beer of course. I shoot them and then, later on, I fill in the holes in the baseboard. Heck if you are going to kill them why not have some fun doing it.

That's all I got for today

They never knew I drank, until they seen me sober

I agree with you oldsalt. I watched also.

Talk about ATVs. San Manuel Arizona has got to be the largest collection of ATVs in the U.S.
The town is out in the middle of the desert population 3,551. We have an Ace Hardware, A Dollar General a Dollar store, a Post Office a Pizza parlor, 3 restaurants and an Airfield. And a gas station that charges 12 cents more per gallon because they are the only gas station in town. Now let's talk about the Sherrif here. I have never seen him. but I hear he is up for reelection. We have drug dealers and alcoholics the gas station sells booze but not drugs I think?. Crime is low here I guess it's because there is only one way in and out of town. But it's quiet for the most part and the houses start around $70,000 with a large lot. We have city sewer and city water but everything else is privately owned along with garbage. The posted speed limit in town is 25mph but most everyone sets their own speed limit. I think I will stay here a while longer, even tho I have only seen 1 UFO so far.

I am with you boss I hate winter also.

Thanks, Big A I will keep that in mind.

How do you change sh..t and fu.king The joke is just not the same if you use any other words. But here is a nice one.
A guy walks into a bar in New York City and says to the bartender give me 2 beers the bartender asks what kind? The guy says I don't care. So the bartender gives him 2 bottles of beer. Then the guy asks where is the men's room. The bartender says it's in the back to your left. So the guy grabs 1 bottle of beer and heads for the men's room and the guy is not even gone 2 minutes and he is back with an empty bottle. The bartender says to the guy It's none of my business but what did you do with that beer. And the guy says I poured it down the toilet. Why did you do that asked the bartender and the guy says I AM TRIED OF BEANING THE MIDDLE MAN. Side note: women can't seem to understand the punch line.

I never could pass up reading a good Johnny joke. I have a few myself but because of the wording, I can not post them on this website.