Little Johnny
Jan 13, 2020 12:54:08 #
SAY A PRAYER
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. 'Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.' said his mother. 'I don't need to,' the boy replied.
'Of course, you do.' his mother insisted. 'We always say a prayer before eating at our house.' 'That's at our house.' Johnny explained. 'But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!'
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. 'Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.' said his mother. 'I don't need to,' the boy replied.
'Of course, you do.' his mother insisted. 'We always say a prayer before eating at our house.' 'That's at our house.' Johnny explained. 'But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!'
Jan 13, 2020 13:03:41 #
I never could pass up reading a good Johnny joke. I have a few myself but because of the wording, I can not post them on this website.
Jan 13, 2020 13:30:36 #
Hank McCabe wrote:
I never could pass up reading a good Johnny joke. I have a few myself but because of the wording, I can not post them on this website.
Change some words there have been several jokes posted here that have been modified.
Jan 13, 2020 14:32:04 #
How do you change sh..t and fu.king The joke is just not the same if you use any other words. But here is a nice one.
A guy walks into a bar in New York City and says to the bartender give me 2 beers the bartender asks what kind? The guy says I don't care. So the bartender gives him 2 bottles of beer. Then the guy asks where is the men's room. The bartender says it's in the back to your left. So the guy grabs 1 bottle of beer and heads for the men's room and the guy is not even gone 2 minutes and he is back with an empty bottle. The bartender says to the guy It's none of my business but what did you do with that beer. And the guy says I poured it down the toilet. Why did you do that asked the bartender and the guy says I AM TRIED OF BEANING THE MIDDLE MAN. Side note: women can't seem to understand the punch line.
A guy walks into a bar in New York City and says to the bartender give me 2 beers the bartender asks what kind? The guy says I don't care. So the bartender gives him 2 bottles of beer. Then the guy asks where is the men's room. The bartender says it's in the back to your left. So the guy grabs 1 bottle of beer and heads for the men's room and the guy is not even gone 2 minutes and he is back with an empty bottle. The bartender says to the guy It's none of my business but what did you do with that beer. And the guy says I poured it down the toilet. Why did you do that asked the bartender and the guy says I AM TRIED OF BEANING THE MIDDLE MAN. Side note: women can't seem to understand the punch line.
Jan 14, 2020 00:45:11 #
You can still use those words if you just modify a few letters by substituting asterisks and
hashtags ! The gist still comes across without specifically spelling the word out ! If Admin. objects, they'll just transfer the message to the 'Attic' !
hashtags ! The gist still comes across without specifically spelling the word out ! If Admin. objects, they'll just transfer the message to the 'Attic' !
Jan 14, 2020 08:41:14 #
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