Ok! I think I got it right this time. If you want jokes try this website. yougotjokes-space@quora.com
If it works let me know. If it does not work you can still let me know
and I will give up.
Let's try this. I sent this to myself, and it worked
There are 2 quora.com One you can ask questions to and get answers. And the one below is all jokes gotjokes-space@quora.com I don't know what server you have. Maybe you can bring up quora.com
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https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?tab=wm#label/Jokes/FMfcgzGlkXzPXPCrNHqhCNdKWJwxpDvf
Ok! I found a safe website that supplies me with more jokes than I can read in my lifetime. So rather than put a joke on chit-chat every day I am giving everyone the website. Some of the jokes are unsuitable to post on chit-chat
So you will have to decide which ones are suitable. Below is the website.
Yes, they were all good comebacks. But meanwhile back at the ranch. Grandma is beating off all the Indians.
Sounds like a good Christmas gift for my wife. She likes to be different. On another note: If anyone gets packages from UPS or FedEx, I heard on the news. That UPS and FedEx are going to merge. Yes, that is right trust me on this one. They are going to call the new company. FEDUP
I thought we could get something going on with the jokes. But it appears everyone must be out fishing
Has anyone seen some of the new books that they are selling?
I picked up a copy of one last week. It's a short story.
It is titled: Antlers In The Tree Tops, by Who Goosed the Moose. And a friend of mine bought one yesterday.
That was titled: Square Wheels by Will They Roll
Has anyone else seen any new short stories?
Speaking Of Confucius.
Confucius say: Girl who Fly Plane Up Side Down Have crack Up
Confucius Say: Boy who lay Girl On Hill Not On level
How could you leave out FedEx and DHL? But it was an interesting story. Thank You.
Oh! and by the way did you hear on the news. That FedEx and UPS are going to merge?
Yes, they are going to call the new Company. FEDUP
Well, I have the answer! If you have accepted Jesus then you will be going through trials. This is to make us
stronger and to depend on the Lord. If everything in the world was perfect, ask yourself, why would you need
Jesus and God. Only through Jesus can you come to the father. I am 76 years old and let me tell you, I did not
want to live because other children bullied me in school and it was hard for me to cope. If I had not accepted Jesus into my life I would have been dead and the devil would have taken my soul. Also, I had also been raped by two guys and the one said "he would k**l me if I fought" and a young girl who was never exposed to the outside world would not have known what to expect.
I trusted in the Lord and from this episode, the Lord protected me from being k**led, and I did not get pregnant, I was just thrown out of the car like a bag of garbage. Later I found out who they were and told no one
because I knew the Lord would take care of them and He did, they both receive cancer and suffered for many years,
I feel sorry for the Wife and children they had to see their father suffer, but when you do things against God there will be consequences to pay. God created all things and all things belong to Him, even bad people. Jesus came to earth to save us from our sins and to give us eternal life, we are his and no one else's. A lot of people go to church and say they are religious, but that is not what it is, we are to have an intimate relationship with the Lord and that is what a true Christian is all about. Amen
HenryG wrote:
Canadian loggers taught me the trick to put fabric softener sheets (the kind you put in the dryer) in your pockets couldn't believe how well they worked when I go on fishing trips I shove a bunch of them in my suitcase all my clothes have that lemon smell and I don't get bothered by the blood suckers😀👍
Well Henry I live in San Manuel Az. I don't think I will be going to Canada anytime soon. But if I do I will try the Fabric Softener. Thank you 'aha
flyguy wrote:
Have you guys had any trouble with the no see em? They are tiny little black gnats. We haven't had a problem with them all year and all of a sudden they invaded us. Buggin' use to work on them but now it doesn't phase them, and neither does diet. We have had unseasonably warm weather here, which is a good thing but you can't sit outside to enjoy it with those damn things bugging you.
Believe it or not, I spray myself with Lysol. From the top of my head down to my feet. I also take the spray can with me. And spray them when they fly near me. Lysol also works on flies too. When you spray them their wings get wet and they can't fly. And when they lick their feet. It will kill them. RIP Maggette. If you are a drinking person. You can drink beer it contains Brewers Yeast or you if you are not a drinking person. You can purchase Brewers Yeast tablets
1,000mg From Spring Valley. I believe they sell them at Walmart. I hope this helps
Hey!!! that's my father-in-law. Some men get married cause they want to. I got married cause I had to.
Any idea how much it weighs?
How about this favorite. Why did the chicken cross the road? Was it to show the Potassium
That it could be done?