Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
Yeah, #3 just 'bout got me to "clear some Lungfish"!!!
Graywulff wrote:
True stuff here
# 3 and # 5 with the puppy dog eyes staring at us as we go out the door.
And as the door closes behind us i can hear the ( B ) word mentioned ever so not softly.
Fredfish wrote:
Sounds like a death wish to me Bobby.
From a happily married man😂😆 How long did it take her to train you Fred???
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
Fredfish wrote:
Sounds like a death wish to me Bobby.
A man only NEEDS 2× little words = "Yes, Dear." ... Then get on down the line'n do what's the next most important right thing to do, ANYWAY.
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
Able Man wrote:
Yeah, #3 just 'bout got me to "clear some Lungfish"!!!
I was referring to #3 on Wulffy's list... Hadda go back and ✓ out #3 on badbobby's list... ¡¡That's just sheer-pure: ¡"Danger, Will Robinson"!...!!
Kinda like Able Man said - three phrases I used were " Yes, dear",
"No, dear," and "Whatever your say, dear", to mollify, then just go on with whatever I'd planned as if nothing
had been said - consequences be damned !
Graywulff wrote:
From a happily married man😂😆 How long did it take her to train you Fred???
We were together for 25 years before we got married. It was a fun 25 years, then things changed. I learned quickly after that.
Graywulff wrote:
Good thought Able Man. I'll try to remember that if I ever have a woman to be with again.👍👍
Always remember, the man has the last words in an argument! Try and remember these words! YES DEAR! Repeat as necessary.
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
Katriniagirl wrote:
Always remember, the man has the last words in an argument! Try and remember these words! YES DEAR! Repeat as necessary.
¿The 2 MOST important words in the English language?
Graywulff wrote:
8 lines of wishful thinking in my world BB. In my world I have 1 hard and fast rule: NEVER argue with a woman, they get mad at things that haven't even happened yet!😂⚡️LMAO
I always remember my barber in Utah: "If you know why you're in trouble you're ahead of the game."
charlykilo wrote:
Joke of the week.
Pictures! We love pictures! No pictures, it did not happen?
He is in the hospital at this time, unless things change, he will be out soon!
badbobby wrote:
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife....
you all know that I have a perfect marriage with my smokin' hot life partner. I understand not everyone is perfect though-- sometimes you get into arguments with your wife. (Haha! )
To help you navigate these difficult talks, be sure to follow these expert arguing tips from the many arguments I have easily won with my wife
Ready??
Okay,here we go
1. As soon as you start arguing, take off your shirt to distract her with your greek god body: She will immediately be overcome with desire and completely forget that she's mad at you.
2. Use cold, hard reason meticulously explained and re-explained: Using logic and reason in an argument with your wife will help her immediately understand how ridiculous she's being. Problem solved!
3. Ask her if she's on her period: Then just tell her lovingly that you know this is just because of the lady hormones and won't hold it against her
4. Helpfully suggest she calm down: Sometimes, wives forget to calm down. One helpful reminder and all tempers will dissipate! You're a genius!
5. Make an excel spreadsheet so you can follow the argument better: Sometimes, arguments with your wife will branch off into multiple unexpected paths at once. Keep track so you can address each issue, and check it off your list as you do!
6. Remind her that the thing she just said sounds like something her mother would say: Also remind her that your mother never talks to you like this.
7. Threaten to boycott mowing the lawn: She might try to mow the lawn herself, but she won't be able to pull that crank start thingy. She'll realize just how essential you are!
8. Bring in all the kids and ask them to vote on who is right: This will also help you figure out which kids are on your side and which ones you need to keep an eye on.
There you have it! Enjoy many decades of a happy marriage!
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife...... (
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After the second one I knew I would be a goner
Graywulff wrote:
True stuff here
just remember guys
I'm offering you 73 years of experience
take it or leave it
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
badbobby wrote:
just remember guys
I'm offering you 73 years of experience
take it or leave it
I'm thinking that I've GOT TO "take into consideration": ¿Just how fast, can I get myself out of her "effective pistol range"...?
I was married for 60 years before she passed and learned a lot most beginning with yes
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