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Sep 13, 2021 17:40:28   #
woodNfish Loc: Laconia, New Hampshire
 
The solution is to never argue with a woman; dicker!

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Sep 13, 2021 18:04:03   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
woodNfish wrote:
The solution is to never argue with a woman; dicker!


dicker? I don't even knower.

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Sep 13, 2021 20:05:09   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
badbobby wrote:
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife....

you all know that I have a perfect marriage with my smokin' hot life partner. I understand not everyone is perfect though-- sometimes you get into arguments with your wife. (Haha! )

To help you navigate these difficult talks, be sure to follow these expert arguing tips from the many arguments I have easily won with my wife
Ready??
Okay,here we go

1. As soon as you start arguing, take off your shirt to distract her with your greek god body: She will immediately be overcome with desire and completely forget that she's mad at you.

2. Use cold, hard reason meticulously explained and re-explained: Using logic and reason in an argument with your wife will help her immediately understand how ridiculous she's being. Problem solved!

3. Ask her if she's on her period: Then just tell her lovingly that you know this is just because of the lady hormones and won't hold it against her

4. Helpfully suggest she calm down: Sometimes, wives forget to calm down. One helpful reminder and all tempers will dissipate! You're a genius!

5. Make an excel spreadsheet so you can follow the argument better: Sometimes, arguments with your wife will branch off into multiple unexpected paths at once. Keep track so you can address each issue, and check it off your list as you do!

6. Remind her that the thing she just said sounds like something her mother would say: Also remind her that your mother never talks to you like this.

7. Threaten to boycott mowing the lawn: She might try to mow the lawn herself, but she won't be able to pull that crank start thingy. She'll realize just how essential you are!

8. Bring in all the kids and ask them to vote on who is right: This will also help you figure out which kids are on your side and which ones you need to keep an eye on.

There you have it! Enjoy many decades of a happy marriage!
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife...... (show quote)


Just tried them and they didn't work!

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Sep 13, 2021 20:10:03   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
Fredfish wrote:
dicker? I don't even knower.


Stop it!!Too funny!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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Sep 14, 2021 00:52:17   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
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