Fishing Stage - Forum
Home Active Topics Newest Pictures Search Login Register
General Chit-Chat (non-fishing talk)
win the arguments with your wife
Page 1 of 3 next> last>>
Sep 12, 2021 12:32:09   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife....

you all know that I have a perfect marriage with my smokin' hot life partner. I understand not everyone is perfect though-- sometimes you get into arguments with your wife. (Haha! )

To help you navigate these difficult talks, be sure to follow these expert arguing tips from the many arguments I have easily won with my wife
Ready??
Okay,here we go

1. As soon as you start arguing, take off your shirt to distract her with your greek god body: She will immediately be overcome with desire and completely forget that she's mad at you.

2. Use cold, hard reason meticulously explained and re-explained: Using logic and reason in an argument with your wife will help her immediately understand how ridiculous she's being. Problem solved!

3. Ask her if she's on her period: Then just tell her lovingly that you know this is just because of the lady hormones and won't hold it against her

4. Helpfully suggest she calm down: Sometimes, wives forget to calm down. One helpful reminder and all tempers will dissipate! You're a genius!

5. Make an excel spreadsheet so you can follow the argument better: Sometimes, arguments with your wife will branch off into multiple unexpected paths at once. Keep track so you can address each issue, and check it off your list as you do!

6. Remind her that the thing she just said sounds like something her mother would say: Also remind her that your mother never talks to you like this.

7. Threaten to boycott mowing the lawn: She might try to mow the lawn herself, but she won't be able to pull that crank start thingy. She'll realize just how essential you are!

8. Bring in all the kids and ask them to vote on who is right: This will also help you figure out which kids are on your side and which ones you need to keep an eye on.

There you have it! Enjoy many decades of a happy marriage!

Reply
Sep 12, 2021 12:45:23   #
charlykilo Loc: Garden Valley Ca
 
Joke of the week.
Pictures! We love pictures! No pictures, it did not happen?

Reply
Sep 12, 2021 13:27:43   #
flyguy Loc: So. Padre Island, TX. 1 & 2, & S.E. MN. 3-12
 
badbobby wrote:
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife....

you all know that I have a perfect marriage with my smokin' hot life partner. I understand not everyone is perfect though-- sometimes you get into arguments with your wife. (Haha! )

To help you navigate these difficult talks, be sure to follow these expert arguing tips from the many arguments I have easily won with my wife
Ready??
Okay,here we go

1. As soon as you start arguing, take off your shirt to distract her with your greek god body: She will immediately be overcome with desire and completely forget that she's mad at you.

2. Use cold, hard reason meticulously explained and re-explained: Using logic and reason in an argument with your wife will help her immediately understand how ridiculous she's being. Problem solved!

3. Ask her if she's on her period: Then just tell her lovingly that you know this is just because of the lady hormones and won't hold it against her

4. Helpfully suggest she calm down: Sometimes, wives forget to calm down. One helpful reminder and all tempers will dissipate! You're a genius!

5. Make an excel spreadsheet so you can follow the argument better: Sometimes, arguments with your wife will branch off into multiple unexpected paths at once. Keep track so you can address each issue, and check it off your list as you do!

6. Remind her that the thing she just said sounds like something her mother would say: Also remind her that your mother never talks to you like this.

7. Threaten to boycott mowing the lawn: She might try to mow the lawn herself, but she won't be able to pull that crank start thingy. She'll realize just how essential you are!

8. Bring in all the kids and ask them to vote on who is right: This will also help you figure out which kids are on your side and which ones you need to keep an eye on.

There you have it! Enjoy many decades of a happy marriage!
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife...... (show quote)


Good luck there, bb.

Reply
 
 
Sep 12, 2021 14:56:11   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
Mine gives me the silent treatment plus the evil eye, that's when I start worrying what she's got in store for me later on,,,,

Reply
Sep 12, 2021 16:03:29   #
Big A Loc: Gilbert, Arizona
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Mine gives me the silent treatment plus the evil eye, that's when I start worrying what she's got in store for me later on,,,,


The silent treatment is just that -
a treat ! It's called 'peace and
quiet' ! Savor it and enjoy it while
it lasts - it's often/usually short-
lived !

As for the 'evil eye' - be afraid ! Be VERY afraid ! Sit with your back to
a wall, let one of your kids or pets taste your food first, and sleep on
your stomach to minimize any
chance of an 'accident' with a
sharp tool while you're sleeping -
she may secretly be a member
of the 'Lorena Bobbitt Fan Club' !

Reply
Sep 12, 2021 16:41:32   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
badbobby wrote:
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife....

you all know that I have a perfect marriage with my smokin' hot life partner. I understand not everyone is perfect though-- sometimes you get into arguments with your wife. (Haha! )

To help you navigate these difficult talks, be sure to follow these expert arguing tips from the many arguments I have easily won with my wife
Ready??
Okay,here we go

1. As soon as you start arguing, take off your shirt to distract her with your greek god body: She will immediately be overcome with desire and completely forget that she's mad at you.

2. Use cold, hard reason meticulously explained and re-explained: Using logic and reason in an argument with your wife will help her immediately understand how ridiculous she's being. Problem solved!

3. Ask her if she's on her period: Then just tell her lovingly that you know this is just because of the lady hormones and won't hold it against her

4. Helpfully suggest she calm down: Sometimes, wives forget to calm down. One helpful reminder and all tempers will dissipate! You're a genius!

5. Make an excel spreadsheet so you can follow the argument better: Sometimes, arguments with your wife will branch off into multiple unexpected paths at once. Keep track so you can address each issue, and check it off your list as you do!

6. Remind her that the thing she just said sounds like something her mother would say: Also remind her that your mother never talks to you like this.

7. Threaten to boycott mowing the lawn: She might try to mow the lawn herself, but she won't be able to pull that crank start thingy. She'll realize just how essential you are!

8. Bring in all the kids and ask them to vote on who is right: This will also help you figure out which kids are on your side and which ones you need to keep an eye on.

There you have it! Enjoy many decades of a happy marriage!
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife...... (show quote)


1st sentence in # 6 and stop there. That is a for sure win.

Reply
Sep 12, 2021 17:35:23   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
badbobby wrote:
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife....

you all know that I have a perfect marriage with my smokin' hot life partner. I understand not everyone is perfect though-- sometimes you get into arguments with your wife. (Haha! )

To help you navigate these difficult talks, be sure to follow these expert arguing tips from the many arguments I have easily won with my wife
Ready??
Okay,here we go

1. As soon as you start arguing, take off your shirt to distract her with your greek god body: She will immediately be overcome with desire and completely forget that she's mad at you.

2. Use cold, hard reason meticulously explained and re-explained: Using logic and reason in an argument with your wife will help her immediately understand how ridiculous she's being. Problem solved!

3. Ask her if she's on her period: Then just tell her lovingly that you know this is just because of the lady hormones and won't hold it against her

4. Helpfully suggest she calm down: Sometimes, wives forget to calm down. One helpful reminder and all tempers will dissipate! You're a genius!

5. Make an excel spreadsheet so you can follow the argument better: Sometimes, arguments with your wife will branch off into multiple unexpected paths at once. Keep track so you can address each issue, and check it off your list as you do!

6. Remind her that the thing she just said sounds like something her mother would say: Also remind her that your mother never talks to you like this.

7. Threaten to boycott mowing the lawn: She might try to mow the lawn herself, but she won't be able to pull that crank start thingy. She'll realize just how essential you are!

8. Bring in all the kids and ask them to vote on who is right: This will also help you figure out which kids are on your side and which ones you need to keep an eye on.

There you have it! Enjoy many decades of a happy marriage!
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife...... (show quote)

Sounds like a death wish to me Bobby.



Reply
 
 
Sep 12, 2021 18:19:27   #
DC Loc: Washington state
 
and how many times have you been divorced or ended up in the hospital?

Reply
Sep 12, 2021 19:05:38   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
DC wrote:
and how many times have you been divorced or ended up in the hospital?


Or slept on the sofa, motel, car, buddies house, kids house or worse yet the play house in the back yard.

Reply
Sep 13, 2021 08:22:15   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
badbobby wrote:
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife....

you all know that I have a perfect marriage with my smokin' hot life partner. I understand not everyone is perfect though-- sometimes you get into arguments with your wife. (Haha! )

To help you navigate these difficult talks, be sure to follow these expert arguing tips from the many arguments I have easily won with my wife
Ready??
Okay,here we go

1. As soon as you start arguing, take off your shirt to distract her with your greek god body: She will immediately be overcome with desire and completely forget that she's mad at you.

2. Use cold, hard reason meticulously explained and re-explained: Using logic and reason in an argument with your wife will help her immediately understand how ridiculous she's being. Problem solved!

3. Ask her if she's on her period: Then just tell her lovingly that you know this is just because of the lady hormones and won't hold it against her

4. Helpfully suggest she calm down: Sometimes, wives forget to calm down. One helpful reminder and all tempers will dissipate! You're a genius!

5. Make an excel spreadsheet so you can follow the argument better: Sometimes, arguments with your wife will branch off into multiple unexpected paths at once. Keep track so you can address each issue, and check it off your list as you do!

6. Remind her that the thing she just said sounds like something her mother would say: Also remind her that your mother never talks to you like this.

7. Threaten to boycott mowing the lawn: She might try to mow the lawn herself, but she won't be able to pull that crank start thingy. She'll realize just how essential you are!

8. Bring in all the kids and ask them to vote on who is right: This will also help you figure out which kids are on your side and which ones you need to keep an eye on.

There you have it! Enjoy many decades of a happy marriage!
Surefire Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife...... (show quote)
8 lines of wishful thinking in my world BB. In my world I have 1 hard and fast rule: NEVER argue with a woman, they get mad at things that haven't even happened yet!😂⚡️LMAO

Reply
Sep 13, 2021 08:27:00   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Graywulff wrote:
8 lines of wishful thinking in my world BB. In my world I have 1 hard and fast rule: NEVER argue with a woman, they get mad at things that haven't even happened yet!😂⚡️LMAO


They KNOW what we're THINKING!

Reply
 
 
Sep 13, 2021 08:28:51   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Able Man wrote:
They KNOW what we're THINKING!
It's uncanny ain't it??😂

Reply
Sep 13, 2021 08:33:42   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Graywulff wrote:
It's uncanny ain't it??😂


Maybe "we" need to "work at" becoming more "unpredictable". {Although, THAT would probably be a whole new "Rabbit Hole"...}

Reply
Sep 13, 2021 08:36:22   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Able Man wrote:
Maybe "we" need to "work at" becoming more "unpredictable". {Although, THAT would probably be a whole new "Rabbit Hole"...}
Good thought Able Man. I'll try to remember that if I ever have a woman to be with again.👍👍

Reply
Sep 13, 2021 08:58:17   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Graywulff wrote:
Good thought Able Man. I'll try to remember that if I ever have a woman to be with again.👍👍
True stuff here



Reply
Page 1 of 3 next> last>>
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.
General Chit-Chat (non-fishing talk)
FishingStage.com - Forum
Copyright 2018-2021 IDF International Technologies, Inc.