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Jan 13, 2020 18:51:47   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Gotta ask - why? Even though I'd make her one.

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Jan 13, 2020 19:01:46   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
Kinda hard to mess up a sammich ain't it? But then again, some people cain't boil water without burnnin it. I know that bein married as long as you have been Spirit she must know how to cook. Mine's a great cook, unless we're BBQing she fixes dinner ever night. But I know how to cook just fine and don't haft to have her here to fix dinner and feed myself. Some guys would starve, or just go out to eat.

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Jan 13, 2020 19:34:29   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
I totally agree, but think about this for a moment a woman asks for another child because obviously the pain isn't that bad apparently being a father is more painful than childbirth because the father doesn't want another child, and finally agrees to see some stuff and to fertilize.

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Jan 13, 2020 19:34:35   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
You don't want my wife making you no sammich.


That bad?

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Jan 13, 2020 21:51:16   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
I have told this store before on here, but since you asked. I came home from work one day early in our marriage (like a week or two) and found a pot of water boiling on the stove. I asked her "what you cookin?"
Her replay was "Koolade". I told her you don't have to boil water to make Koolade. She you did so, she'd seen her mother do it. Now her mom was a pretty good cook. I doubt she ever boiled water to make Koolade. "That's Jello babe". My wife is the only person I've ever met who can burn Koolade. I did not marry her for her cooking. 52 years later, she does not cook. Nor does she make sammiches.

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Jan 13, 2020 22:29:33   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
I have told this store before on here, but since you asked. I came home from work one day early in our marriage (like a week or two) and found a pot of water boiling on the stove. I asked her "what you cookin?"
Her replay was "Koolade". I told her you don't have to boil water to make Koolade. She you did so, she'd seen her mother do it. Now her mom was a pretty good cook. I doubt she ever boiled water to make Koolade. "That's Jello babe". My wife is the only person I've ever met who can burn Koolade. I did not marry her for her cooking. 52 years later, she does not cook. Nor does she make sammiches.
I have told this store before on here, but since y... (show quote)

That's funny Spirit, real funny!😂

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Jan 13, 2020 22:38:04   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
And it's true. I figured out early on in our marriage that if I was ever going to get anything good to eat I was gonna hafta fix it my own self. Over the years I've become a pretty good cook, if I do say so myself. My wife just has no interest in it, never has. She'd live on canned goods and TV dinners if she had her way. I prefer a tastier fare. Yesterday I cooked up a big pot of andouille sausage and shrimp gumbo to put over garlic rice. My my.

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Jan 13, 2020 22:52:12   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
And it's true. I figured out early on in our marriage that if I was ever going to get anything good to eat I was gonna hafta fix it my own self. Over the years I've become a pretty good cook, if I do say so myself. My wife just has no interest in it, never has. She'd live on canned goods and TV dinners if she had her way. I prefer a tastier fare. Yesterday I cooked up a big pot of andouille sausage and shrimp gumbo to put over garlic rice. My my.
I'll take leftovers of that anytime. Sounds great!

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Jan 13, 2020 23:08:00   #
Fishandrods Loc: Alpine Ca foothills of San Diego
 
Another good one from Johnny. Zaza Gabor was sitting on the chair with her cat in her lap and asked Johnny if he wanted to pet her pussy and he said yes if she would get that damn cat off her lap.Larry W.

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Jan 13, 2020 23:19:31   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
That was on the same VHS tape as the putter flutter one. I didn't know that your wife didn't cook Spirit. I believe I'll just ask you to make me a sammich. Thanks for the heads up.

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Jan 14, 2020 02:04:54   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
And I'd be happy to show you where the ham and cheese is kept.

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Jan 14, 2020 02:14:04   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
But honey, can't you make me one? (that's how all them lazy guys ask isn't it?)

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Jan 14, 2020 02:28:08   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
My reply when my wife asks me to make her one? What's in it for me?

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Jan 14, 2020 02:35:20   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
I have told this store before on here, but since you asked. I came home from work one day early in our marriage (like a week or two) and found a pot of water boiling on the stove. I asked her "what you cookin?"
Her replay was "Koolade". I told her you don't have to boil water to make Koolade. She you did so, she'd seen her mother do it. Now her mom was a pretty good cook. I doubt she ever boiled water to make Koolade. "That's Jello babe". My wife is the only person I've ever met who can burn Koolade. I did not marry her for her cooking. 52 years later, she does not cook. Nor does she make sammiches.
I have told this store before on here, but since y... (show quote)

OMG. that’s hilarious.

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Jan 14, 2020 02:40:16   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
And it's true. I figured out early on in our marriage that if I was ever going to get anything good to eat I was gonna hafta fix it my own self. Over the years I've become a pretty good cook, if I do say so myself. My wife just has no interest in it, never has. She'd live on canned goods and TV dinners if she had her way. I prefer a tastier fare. Yesterday I cooked up a big pot of andouille sausage and shrimp gumbo to put over garlic rice. My my.

My wife makes a killer chicken and andouille gumbo. She taught me to make it so now if I’m in the mood I can do it too. We cook together all the time.

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