Played golf today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple
nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew
facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have
come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and
here is the reason for my conclusion
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be
nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I
would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
That would make your putter fall down.
I'm with you on this one Oz. Must have been some good beer to get a gold label thought like that out you.
I shared with my wife and she said that's because men are a bunch of pussies.
Then she told me how there's two distinct strains of the common cold - the one that women and children get which isn't very serious and just makes them miserable. And then there's the masculine strain that is a near-death experience for men. I didn't have a good argument.
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
I know what you mean. Some guys can't do squat for themselves. Seems like they gotta have their wife do everything for them.
Smokypig wrote:
That would make your putter fall down.
Speaking of wives - get yours to kiss your balls. That'll make your putter rise. Golf balls I'm talkin. Worked for Arnie
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
I believe that was on the Johnny Carson show once. I think Johnny responded, " I bet that makes your putter flutter."
I am familiar. Johnny had asked him if he had any rituals before he played a tournament and he replied that his wife always kissed his balls. Not sure if that's true or not, but it's a great story. If it ain't it oughta be!
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
Yeah, that's it. I think I saw it on one of his bloopers VHS tapes or somewhere. I That's exactly what was said. I tell you, Johnny was the all time greatest tonight show host. Sure miss that kind of TV.
Smokypig wrote:
That would make your putter fall down.
Smoky it Doesn’t matter what position putter is in when they say NO you just hope it heads downward 🤠
Carnac the Magnificent
"Sis boom bah."
"Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes."
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
Love it. He was great. Thanks.
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
saw1 wrote:
I know what you mean. Some guys can't do squat for themselves. Seems like they gotta have their wife do everything for them.
YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT, SAW1!
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