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Jan 12, 2020 19:44:29   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Played golf today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple
nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew
facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have
come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and
here is the reason for my conclusion

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be
nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I
would like another kick in the nuts."


I rest my case.

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Jan 12, 2020 19:50:38   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Case rested

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Jan 12, 2020 19:59:28   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Played golf today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple
nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew
facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have
come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and
here is the reason for my conclusion

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be
nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I
would like another kick in the nuts."


I rest my case.
Played golf today, and after doing so I sat down a... (show quote)
point well made!

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Jan 12, 2020 20:19:08   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
That would make your putter fall down.

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Jan 12, 2020 20:30:40   #
bottomcoon Loc: Tahlequah, oklahoma
 
I'm with you on this one Oz. Must have been some good beer to get a gold label thought like that out you.

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Jan 12, 2020 22:06:01   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
I shared with my wife and she said that's because men are a bunch of pussies.
Then she told me how there's two distinct strains of the common cold - the one that women and children get which isn't very serious and just makes them miserable. And then there's the masculine strain that is a near-death experience for men. I didn't have a good argument.

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Jan 12, 2020 22:14:54   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
I know what you mean. Some guys can't do squat for themselves. Seems like they gotta have their wife do everything for them.

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Jan 12, 2020 22:23:20   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Smokypig wrote:
That would make your putter fall down.


Speaking of wives - get yours to kiss your balls. That'll make your putter rise. Golf balls I'm talkin. Worked for Arnie

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Jan 12, 2020 22:26:45   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
I believe that was on the Johnny Carson show once. I think Johnny responded, " I bet that makes your putter flutter."

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Jan 12, 2020 22:29:31   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
I am familiar. Johnny had asked him if he had any rituals before he played a tournament and he replied that his wife always kissed his balls. Not sure if that's true or not, but it's a great story. If it ain't it oughta be!

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Jan 12, 2020 22:46:09   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
Yeah, that's it. I think I saw it on one of his bloopers VHS tapes or somewhere. I That's exactly what was said. I tell you, Johnny was the all time greatest tonight show host. Sure miss that kind of TV.

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Jan 12, 2020 23:43:25   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Smokypig wrote:
That would make your putter fall down.


Smoky it Doesn’t matter what position putter is in when they say NO you just hope it heads downward 🤠

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Jan 12, 2020 23:50:15   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Carnac the Magnificent

"Sis boom bah."
"Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes."



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Jan 13, 2020 00:54:03   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
Love it. He was great. Thanks.

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Jan 13, 2020 06:08:14   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
saw1 wrote:
I know what you mean. Some guys can't do squat for themselves. Seems like they gotta have their wife do everything for them.


YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT, SAW1!

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