Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.

Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember...
Don't sing!

I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance and not sitting on the edge of the bed.

I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.

You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men******** “ who mention it. “

Another survey says: Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

Here of late it seems Senility has been a smooth transition for me. So says my kids survey.

Do you all remember back when we were kids and every time it was below freezing outside they closed school? Yeah, me neither.

There is a benefit to getting older so just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house. ( Oh I can so relate )

It's weird being the same age as old people.


When I was a kid I wanted to be older . . this is not what I expected. ( Especially when it comes to the cuts and bruises )