Looking for help striper fishing the aqueduct in Hesperia. I live in SB close to Devore. Silverwood is slow so I thought I'd try the duct. Any suggestions? I've tried sardines and chicken livers. One bent rod from the dock.
Fifty or so fishing from the dock. Never saw one bent pole. I don't think I've ever caught a fish there. Guess I'll go back tomorrow and show them fishies who's boss.
GONNA BE A BEAR
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake up partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
Red Man (Red/Green). Been chewing it since I was 14. Sixty-two years later, still at it.
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Irish man answered his door to find a grim-faced constable waiting in the front yard. "We're sorry, Mr. O' Flynn, but we have some information about your dear wife, Maureen" said the officer.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Michael Patrick O'Flynn asked. The constable said, "I have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. O' Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first." The constable said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but early this morning we found your poor wife's body in the bay." "Lord sufferin' Jesus and Holy Mother of God!" exclaimed O' Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The constable continued, "When we pulled the late, departed poor Maureen up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. O' Flynn demanded, "Glory be to God, if that's the good news, then what's the really great news?" The constable replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
Well, are these, in fact, Leper Colonies? I've often thought that might be a way to quarantine, only with a way out.
You know what? I find that everyone on FS believes pretty much the same way toward each other, including me. I think I said that correctly. Can hardly wait for the Meet and Greet next May.
I'm a definite yes. I would like a cabin. As of now, I'll be coming alone from SoCal (unless I get lucky between now and then). Loren Zimmerman 626-510-4459, zman1511944@yahoo.com
I am attempting to rent a pontoon fishing boat on Wednesday, May 20. I live in San Bernardino. If anyone is interested in sharing the boat and costs, contact me at (e-mail removed, please don't post personal information in the open).
Gotta love you man. Can hardly wait for my one-year-old granddaughter to sit on the bank with me and practicing mouth configurations...
Great. Sound good. I'll try to get down there tomorrow to check it out.
I live near the 15 & 215. Waiting for Silverwood to open. You can walk in (a mile or so). Thinking of going to Diamond Valley near Temecula. They are closed Mon & Tue, however. I will rent a boat. Wanna try it?
I wanna meet the guy that ate the first one, and determined it was edible. Better yet, does anyone know the person who tried something that poisoned them?