BadFisherman--Hello,may I speak to Mr P---"

Answer--Whose calling?

BF--This Is BadFisherman,you have been selected to receive absolutely free a-blah,blah,blah--

answer--Let me ask you something BF,Did you know Mr p well,were you friends?

BF--Oh, no sir,You don't understand,I'm just calling to---

answer--(interrupting)Hold on a minute BF.Let me bring you up to speed.You have called a homicide investigation(Hey guys,be sure you get those pictures and dust everything for prints)
Now BF I want to ask you a few questions.First,where were you on Fri ,21st between 8 and 10?And what was the nature of your relationship with Mr P?

BF-- I had no relationship with him,I'm really sorry to have bothered you,so I'll just get off the line

answer--Hold on BF,unless you want to be charged with obstruction of a murder investigation,I suggest you just keep your ass on this line until I say you can get off

BF--But you don't understand,I'm just calling to--

Answer--(interrupting)No BF ,you don't understand,it is imperative that you keep your ass on this line.Do I make myself clear?

BF--Would you please talk to my supervisor"

answer--I'll get to your supervisor later.Now ,where are you?

BF--I'm at work

Answer--you're at work?


BF--yes sir

answer--Are you being a smart ass??

BF--Nosir,I'm not

Then let me put it this way ,If I wanted to send you a letter just where would I send it to make sure your ass gets it"\??Now,where the hell is your work?

BF-- Lake Whitney,Texas

answer--Now tell me again,what was your relationship with Mr P?

BF-- I have no relationship with him


Answer--Hold on a second BF(Hey Tom get me the Lake Whitney,Texas state police on the line,tell them we are holding --What did you say your last name was?


caller-- Fisherman

answer-- Oh yeah,tellem we're holding BadFisherman as a material witness in a murder investigation

BF--Oh,my God

answer--Now don't get your drawers in a bind BF,it;s just a formality.Now ,that being said,as you well know Mr P was a flaming homosexual.Now this is my question,are you telling the truth here?
Tell me how you know Mr P

BF--I didn't know Mr P,sir

answer --Were you his lover boy BF??Were you ever here in his home?

answer--Now don't let me upset you BF,but I have to ask these questions

BF--I'm uncomfortable with these questions sir.I have never been in his house

answer--Then you would meet him somewhere else,is that right?

BF No sir,I never met him,I'm only calling to try to make a sale

answer--Tell me again BF,where were you on Friday,the 21st,between 8 and 10 pm?


BF--at home with my family

answer--just once again BF,were you Mr p's gay lover?

BF--What kind of a question is that.of course I'm not,I have a wife and kids

answer--Okay BF,I'll play it your way,I know that a lot of you homos are still in the closet.I'm not saying I haven't thought about it myself.you know,take a little trip to LA,have a coupla drinks,find a cute lil Mexican Midget--

BF--This is absolutely asinine

answer--hangs up


BF--Hello,hello???

About five years ago, there was a report that a young female veterinarian had reported on line that she had just shot and killed a feral house cat and showed its picture on Facebook.

Well, there arose a hue and cry about it. Since she had shown evidence of killing the cat, it was brought before the State Vet board. In the end she was fined and got her license suspended for one year. This is Houston and a large metropolitan area. It has in its population some people who had rather see a 1,000 grown nesting birds killed than one semi feral house cat.

The supposed owners of the cat, or those that claimed it, said it had a name and would never do such a thing. Obviously, they had no knowledge of the nature of this or any other cat that's allowed out at night to roam and hunt. That's their nature and cannot be changed. House cats should be kept in the house!

I still advocate any hunter out in the woods who sees a cat, shoot that cat! Save untold number of young helpless birds. If the cat hunted to eat, but they don't. I sent an email to the young unemployed vet and told her her mistake was posting her good deed on the internet. There are too many whinners who have no idea the destruction caused by "innocent" house cats.

I expect I will get some flack over my opinion and solution. I have been a quail hunter all my life, or until I can't walk and hunt. Any feral house cat I ever saw out hunting birds too, was a dead cat! Just Sayin...RJS