Joe and William got together after not seeing each other for 20 years. They decided to meet at a restaurant in town. Joe got there first and waited for William. After a while a nice looking lady came over to the table and said "Hi Joe, my name is Wilma, I used to be William - I had a sex change operation. Joe was real surprised, then remembered that William acted kind of feminine when they were younger.
Joe: Did it hurt when they did the sex change.
Wilma: Well a little bit but it wasn't too bad.
Joe: Did it hurt when they implanted breasts?
Wilma: No.
Joe: Did it hurt when they replaced your male parts?
Wilma: Well that did a little.
Joe: What was the worst part?
Wilma: Well, the final step to becoming a female was when they removed half of my brain.
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This one is sick - stop reading here if you may be offended.
This newly married couple was on their honeymoon at a nice fishing resort. The bride was beautiful.
Every day the husband was out on the lake fishing alone. The bride was never fishing with him.
After a couple of days, one of the fishing guides asked the husband why he was out fishing alone all day when he could be getting romantic with his beautiful wife.
Husband: I would really like to, but she has Gonorrhea.
Guide: Well you could just turn her over.
Husband: That won't work either, she has Diarrhea.
Guide: how about doing oral?
Husband: Can't do that either, she has Pyorrhea.
Guide: Yikes man, with all of that why did you marry her?
Husband: Well as you can see, I love to fish and she also has worms!
SORRY
Years ago, Lake Michigan was very polluted. Part of the cleanup caused a lot of the fish to die. After the lake was clean, they started restocking the fish. it was decided to restock the salmon with Cohos (silver salmon) from Washington state. The fisherman were complaining that Cohos didn't have enough fight in them. So the Cohos were crossed with Walleyes. The fisherman complained that the new fish specie still didn't have enough fight. So, it was further crossed with a Musky. The bew species are called Cowalskies, but then they had to teach tbem how to swim.
I appologize if this affended anyone.
two fishing poles with reels and lures
a gal i used to work with, said that they were trolling for salmon and hooked onto a condom and she could see the serial number. i told her thavt i have never seen a serial number on a condom. she said that's because you didnt need to unroll it that far!
I like to use blue paint. When the wind is not blowing too bad, I pour the blue paint into the water. After it has time to spread across the top of the water, I start slapping the water with my paddle. The fish are curious and come to the surface. When they do, they get the paint in their eyes and raise 2-3' above the water and since the blue paint covers their eyes then still think they are in the water. That's when I start netting them. No need for all that expensive fishing gear!
I wished the price of a haircut was what it used to be. Now they charge for the extra edges.
Thanks. Sounds interesting.
What are the advantages or disadvantages? I never had one but have been looking at them.