A Few
Sep 5, 2021 13:24:37 #
Rayjay425
Loc: Mill Creek, Washington
Joe and William got together after not seeing each other for 20 years. They decided to meet at a restaurant in town. Joe got there first and waited for William. After a while a nice looking lady came over to the table and said "Hi Joe, my name is Wilma, I used to be William - I had a sex change operation. Joe was real surprised, then remembered that William acted kind of feminine when they were younger.
Joe: Did it hurt when they did the sex change.
Wilma: Well a little bit but it wasn't too bad.
Joe: Did it hurt when they implanted breasts?
Wilma: No.
Joe: Did it hurt when they replaced your male parts?
Wilma: Well that did a little.
Joe: What was the worst part?
Wilma: Well, the final step to becoming a female was when they removed half of my brain.
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This one is sick - stop reading here if you may be offended.
This newly married couple was on their honeymoon at a nice fishing resort. The bride was beautiful.
Every day the husband was out on the lake fishing alone. The bride was never fishing with him.
After a couple of days, one of the fishing guides asked the husband why he was out fishing alone all day when he could be getting romantic with his beautiful wife.
Husband: I would really like to, but she has Gonorrhea.
Guide: Well you could just turn her over.
Husband: That won't work either, she has Diarrhea.
Guide: how about doing oral?
Husband: Can't do that either, she has Pyorrhea.
Guide: Yikes man, with all of that why did you marry her?
Husband: Well as you can see, I love to fish and she also has worms!
SORRY
Joe: Did it hurt when they did the sex change.
Wilma: Well a little bit but it wasn't too bad.
Joe: Did it hurt when they implanted breasts?
Wilma: No.
Joe: Did it hurt when they replaced your male parts?
Wilma: Well that did a little.
Joe: What was the worst part?
Wilma: Well, the final step to becoming a female was when they removed half of my brain.
***
This one is sick - stop reading here if you may be offended.
This newly married couple was on their honeymoon at a nice fishing resort. The bride was beautiful.
Every day the husband was out on the lake fishing alone. The bride was never fishing with him.
After a couple of days, one of the fishing guides asked the husband why he was out fishing alone all day when he could be getting romantic with his beautiful wife.
Husband: I would really like to, but she has Gonorrhea.
Guide: Well you could just turn her over.
Husband: That won't work either, she has Diarrhea.
Guide: how about doing oral?
Husband: Can't do that either, she has Pyorrhea.
Guide: Yikes man, with all of that why did you marry her?
Husband: Well as you can see, I love to fish and she also has worms!
SORRY
Sep 5, 2021 13:48:47 #
WHOA 😳 WOW , I JUST DIG MY WORM INSTEAD 🎣🎣🎣🐟🐟🐠🐠🐋🐋🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
Sep 5, 2021 15:53:40 #
Rayjay425 wrote:
Joe and William got together after not seeing each... (show quote)
both are sick Ray
but I'll laugh anyhow
Sep 5, 2021 20:10:10 #
Blackdog
Loc: Round Rock, TX
Rayjay425 wrote:
Joe and William got together after not seeing each... (show quote)
Oh He!! No, uh Yeah!
Not sure Thanks covers it.
BD
Sep 6, 2021 06:07:01 #
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Sep 6, 2021 17:17:08 #
Ne. fisherman
Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
Funny joke, other then my given name is William, and I damn sure ain’t planning no sex transplant!
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