The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Billy and Evangeline were in a terrible car accident, and her face was terribly burned, she needed a skin graph and the doctor could not take some of her skin because it was to thin, so Billy volunteered, the only skin The doctor could use was the skin of his Hind end, So after making the doctor swear to secrecy they did the operation, and it was a success and she came out more beautiful than she had ever been before, All of her friends were jealous, and when she thanked Billy, he said, "I get more Thanks than I need everytime you mother Kisses you."
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