Kiss My ...
Billy and Evangeline were in a terrible car accident, and her face was terribly burned, she needed a skin graph and the doctor could not take some of her skin because it was to thin, so Billy volunteered, the only skin The doctor could use was the skin of his Hind end, So after making the doctor swear to secrecy they did the operation, and it was a success and she came out more beautiful than she had ever been before, All of her friends were jealous, and when she thanked Billy, he said, "I get more Thanks than I need everytime you mother Kisses you."
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Billy and Evangeline were in a terrible car accident, and her face was terribly burned, she needed a skin graph and the doctor could not take some of her skin because it was to thin, so Billy volunteered, the only skin The doctor could use was the skin of his Hind end, So after making the doctor swear to secrecy they did the operation, and it was a success and she came out more beautiful than she had ever been before, All of her friends were jealous, and when she thanked Billy, he said, "I get more Thanks than I need everytime you mother Kisses you."
Billy and Evangeline were in a terrible car accide... (
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Kinda sorter brings a whole new meaning to that saying: "Kiss my grits"
So now Billy has a little mean streak in him huh.lol.
Egghead wrote:
Figures lol.
In that friendship Doyle is the brains and Braun Billy is the comedy relief
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Doyle advised him
Don't blame Doyle, he is my buddy, he can do no wrong.
flyguy wrote:
Don't blame Doyle, he is my buddy, he can do no wrong.
Yep, BB would have a hard time believing that.
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Read it to my wife took awhile but finally got a laugh out of her
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