Caught a lizardfish.
Caught a jellyfish many times.

Sorry to hear that Marsha for a day of non boat fishing. Sometimes you wonder what other people are thinking inviting guests to fish and not use their boat.

Wonder if he impressed the women and that was his objective?

"A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaned, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

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A mailman is making his route. On his last day before retirement, he gets to one of the last houses when the lady of the house answers the door in a slinky negligee and says, "Today is your last day, isn’t it? Come with me; I have a surprise for you."

She takes him by the hand and leads him into the house where he finds a complete breakfast feast laid out for him—eggs, pancakes, bacon, the works. The mailman stuffs himself, pushes back from the table, and says, "Thank you ma’am, this was wonderful, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and informs him there’s more, then leads him into the bedroom where she proceeds to give him the best sex he’s ever had—every position he can think of until he’s about ready to pass out. Finally, they finish and he says, "Thank you ma’am, this was amazing, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and says, "I have one more thing for you," and then reaches over to the nightstand, pulls out a crisp $5 bill, and hands it to him. Confused, the mailman says, "Ma’am, the breakfast was amazing, the sex was mind-blowing, but what is up with the five dollars?"

The lady responds, "Well, my husband and I were watching TV last night when I said, 'Hey, tomorrow is the mailman’s last day, think we should do something?' And he said, 'F*ck ’em. Give him 5 bucks.' But breakfast was my idea!”

Wow...that can get old just looking at the finder. It's ok for a few minutes but not hours. Sometimes just getting your line wet is enough to enjoy the day looking at the water, trees, birds and listening to the wind and hoping!!!

Seems like all the Catholic schools were great teams. Didn't you guys play Mater Dei in Costa Mesa often for championship games? I think our major rival was Western HS who had a star quarterback Bob Acosta and also Edison HS. Most other schools around there were mediocre like Fountain Valley, Huntington Beach, Lakewood HS. Good luck shooting.

Hmmm..
8. In the Heat of the Night
9. Oliver?

I completely forgot about my bil (brother in law) as he has some complex with being near a large body of water fresh or salt. One time we returned at the end of the day to the launch ramp with my 14' Zodiac. I asked him to just tie up and watch the boat while I removed the outboard. At that time I didn't have a trailer so had to take the motor off and deflate the boat and put in my car trunk. A few minutes later I turned around and my bil is swimming 30 yards out grabbing the boat bow lines as the boat was moving away toward the center of the lake. Must have been a good wind. He swam back with the boat but I never got a straight answer what happened. He had a long two hour drive home as it was winter in S. Calif.

Another time we were just boating in Marina Del Rey and I asked him to start up the Zodiac and tie up to the dock so I can bring out our gear and cooler. Next thing I see him moving out from the launch and he hits another boat head on at a pretty good clip. Lucky the Zodiac is relatively soft so it just bounced off and changed directions a bit. No harm no foul I guess. Sure scared me at the time.

Another time I had him skipper my trusty Zodiac in the Newport beach harbor near the moored boats in front of their mega million dollar homes. Next thing I see is my bil runs over a huge 6-8' buoy and went completely over it as it submerged. I was at the bow and looked down in the water seeing this thing just submerge and go under the entire length of the boat. I was sure it would rip our Hypalon keel open and we would be bailing water. Luckily there was no sharp stuff on that buoy and it just went underwater and popped up behind the boat and didn't even tangle up in the moor lines to the mega million sailboat.

I sure miss my Zodiac. I guess the lessons learned here is luck is a good thing!!!

It's a smaller world I went to Westminster HS and we played St. Paul for the one of the CIF championship football games. I think St. Paul was undefeated and almost always a good team. Think we lost but cannot recall. Have a great evening also!!!

Thanks Rock. Well it is all good learning about people and I learned alot.

I'm with you Ronnie...most times it is just fun fishing alone going on a charter boat where you can meet real nice fishing folk and pick and choose at your discretion.

I think OJ has it. The warmer water and the lower Oxygen levels shallow so most likely if they all went deep beyond casting range from shore.

It's getting even smaller. I used to work in La Habra and my in-laws lived in Fullerton and my wife also when she was a kid. That area was so nice with mature green large trees in town and a nice neighborhood to grow up in. Whittier used to be the town where all the good restaurants were for lunch especially Mexican food.

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change.

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A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

Nice!!!